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ashleyshye See my TER Reviews 2378 reads
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1 / 26
Here You Go Guys, Lets Have Fun With This Topic

If your penis made a sound every time you got an erection,
what would you want that sound to be?  

Lick Lick,

Ashley

Dave76015 38 Reviews 89 reads
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2 / 26
Knock knock

Opportunity knocking.

Steve_Trevor 112 reads
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3 / 26
That could be a problem!

But if there just had to be a sound, maybe this one...

Related Link: Hooper: “Is anyone eating this?”

Stanfreed 1 Reviews 100 reads
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4 / 26
*Voice of God*...."BEHOLD!!"🍆


END OF MESSAGE

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 141 reads
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5 / 26
The klaxon horn just before a submarine dives.


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bond007 31 Reviews 122 reads
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6 / 26
Sounds

Batter Up!!

mrposition 10 Reviews 96 reads
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7 / 26
Wagner

...The Ride of the Valkyries!!!....

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 100 reads
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8 / 26
Do yo make your partners . . . .

Ask for "permission to come aboard?"

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 92 reads
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9 / 26
I'm over 60 now, so it . . . . .

would make a creaking sound like an old door as it achieved full tumescence, and like an old door, once fully "open", it would be stuck that way for at least 45 minutes before you could start to "close" it again.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 103 reads
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10 / 26
Yes, one of my favorites . . . .

Nothing like the smell of napalm, er . . . . I mean . . . . pussy in the morning.  

Theocrat 14 Reviews 124 reads
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11 / 26
Sound

That Hollywood sound of a creaky door opening in a haunted house.

swimtrekr 59 Reviews 87 reads
posted
12 / 26
it would say

here I cum, ready or not!!!!!

LLAP,
Swim

Robertini 4 Reviews 82 reads
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13 / 26
annoying screeching

sound

JawKnee36 95 Reviews 114 reads
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14 / 26
2 sounds come to mind

The discomfort of waking up face down with my morning wood, my dick would make a Wilhelm Scream.

When I actually want a boner, I imagine it would sound like the clicking growl of The Predator.

inicky46 61 Reviews 85 reads
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15 / 26
Here ya go!


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Duplicitouslust 24 Reviews 104 reads
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16 / 26
Sensual Circulation

Ashley,
If we told you what the tumescence sounds like would you equate that to a medium of exchange?

Posted By: ashleyshye

If your penis made a sound every time you got an erection,  
 what would you want that sound to be?  
   
 Lick Lick,  
   
 Ashley

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 96 reads
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17 / 26
Torpedo away!


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ashleyshye See my TER Reviews 103 reads
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18 / 26
Re: Sensual Circulation

Anything is possible. Wink.

trex44 9 Reviews 115 reads
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19 / 26
RAWR!

Followed by Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" from his 9th Symphony.

impposter 49 Reviews 98 reads
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20 / 26
Ten-HUT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r5Ieh0OuQY

Black-Panther 104 reads
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21 / 26
None

No sound.  "Silent but deadly."    Hmmm, that didn't come out quite right.  LOL.  

vantheman666 11 Reviews 98 reads
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22 / 26
Music

The Imperial March from Star Wars.

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 94 reads
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23 / 26
Re: Music

Darth Vader's helmet does look like a penis glans.

List-Ted 90 reads
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24 / 26
My erection alarm would sound like

that sound made by elephants.

Onerealhotmomma See my TER Reviews 48 reads
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25 / 26
Re: I can not believe....

I'm  with you girl, the  visual/audio combo is making me salivate and lubricate!!!!!  

Merry Xmas
Suzee

Black--Panther 92 reads
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26 / 26
Sounds

Like the racking of a shotgun when you put in a shell.

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