personally, i've gotta say it's body so long as her face is at least average. a goddess tier body will make up for an average face and boost her total appearance up a point or two.

this is what i mean about when i talk about non-primitive asses. it doesn't have extreme mass but it's perfectly shaped/round and goes with her hips and overall frame very nicely.

doesn't do it.

Did he open up a second location in Bogata or did the girl go to him?

Let see: 1) I don't have to get up every morning looking into her face like a wife or SO 2) I can't see her face while she's doing BBBJ 3) I can't see her face while doing doggie either...

doesn't make a lot of difference.  I have to be physically attracted to her before I go any further.  Since most pics in ads where the face is shown, the body is usually shown also.  If the face is blurred, then I look at the body.  Of course, I look at other things in evaluating whether or not I will approach her for a date.

Sounds like borderline racist to me.

And of course that's also high quality. As opposed to what? You do realize what you are saying don't you? So are fuller butts not as evolved in your f'ked up mind? You do realize this world according to ADREWWW doesn't make it so. And what nationalities are those? C'mon out with it don't be shy.

You truly are the most warped weirdo troll here, and that's really saying a lot.

Her skull must be evenly proportioned with non primitive features.  If her lips are too thick or her nose too broad then I am not interested.
Now can we discuss complexion?  Obviously, her skin must be snowy white with tiny pores.
Anything else makes me gag, and then I want to hit her in the head with a hammer. Hard.
Many times.

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Sometimes, though, there is enough of a shape exposed to give some general idea--how lean is the face? High cheekbones? The chin is hard to capture accurately, and how she wears her hair to frame her face. I like pictures that show her hands, because that gives me an idea of how youthful she is. Breasts and ass are usually what the poses are selling, so I take size into account, but mostly I look for a flat tummy and nicely toned legs.

The slightly unnaturally elongated torso. The clumsy, and quite obvious, addition of a black shadow between her legs. I wouldn't be surprised if her arms had been 'slenderized. Even perfectly beautiful skin, is never this perfect.  

Andrew, you are fucking frontal lobe challenged ninja. Your obsession with female and lets not forget (let us never forget) male beauty which you said life is not worth living if unattained is proof of your withering mental state.

I think Andrew would be a hit. Talk about having absolutely no awareness ones' own thinly veiled racism.

he's being sarcastic. He's having a dig at the OP for his racist use of words to describe an ass he doesn't like.

i have to leave for the night and i will reply to some of your posts tomorrow since you guys have brought up some good discussion but i wanted to make it clear that i am not a racist. non-primitiveness and ass size does not have anything to do with race. there are white girls with big asses, white girls with perfect asses, and same for asians, blacks, and every other race. there are white girls with primitive facial features, some non-primitive, and there are girls of many other races with NON-PRIMITIVE facial/skull/body structure. i have fucked different ethnic girls in both the civilian and hobby world.

No kidding and thank you… sheesh. Let's kill all the j-lo's of the world and start a perfect human race ja?
oh andjew, why doth thou hate thyself so?

Sounds like a friggin' nazi! (And that's deliberately left uncapitalized.)

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Aw, shit! Of course I was!  I couldn't help a little Andreww parody.

I weep for every one of theses "girls" you've fucked, hopefully you at least got the towel…

Appreciated but unnecessary.  Hell, I hadn't even been attacked as a racist yet!

Simply to refer to some features as "primitive" is racist.  It's not even debatable.  What's also not debatable is you are a sick on clueless buffoon.

It was a joke based on the german I used in the prior sentence. So…german, jewish and Shakespeare all in one. You are welcome. I just explained but won't defend. Calm the fuck down…Isophia

Some will think 5'9'' is scrawny and her face is beautiful. I know I do.

here we go then old 'I've fucked girls of different races o how can I be a racist' defense. Well done asshole.  

Anyone can be found beautiful by someone. Well, you and I might not be found beautiful too often, but I'm talking about women.

Sheesh, Their is no such thing as a perfect face or body. To think that anyone man can declare that his opinion defines perfect is a  self acclaimed egomaniac. It would be more accurate to say these features are what turn me on.

Seriously, the fact that you sit around all day analyzing the bone structures of models is just weird. The fact that you call Comic Con attendees "aspies" and "neckbeards" is truly laughable, considering how obviously insecure and creepy you are.  

But Grant…some of his best friends are…(insert a hundred dicks here)

The OP reminds me of Mustapha Mond, World Controller from Huxley’s “Brave New World.”

separated from the rest of humanity your entire life? Do you have zero understanding of the (worldwide) historical significance of referring to women's (peoples') physical characteristics as 'primitive'?

That's the oldest, weakest comeback in the book.  So, let me tell you something first, sophia, you have no idea how totally calm I am.  There is absolutely nothing you or anyone else on a fuck board can do that would make me not calm.
That said, you pretty much admitted you used the word "jew" in a negative way against a poster you didn't like (and, in case you didn't notice, I don't like him either and agree with everything you've written except the "andjew" part).
So let me 'splain something to you: you seem to be what would be described as a "person of color" and "mixed ethnicity".  In other words, someone who may easily have been subjected to racial slurs.  Thus it ill becomes you, whether it was out of ignorance or willfully racist, to label anyone else with a racial epithet. So, no, don't defend it.  But even the way you wrote your post sounded pretty defensive to me.
Here's another point: people can call each other racial epithets and it can be OK.  But only if they know and respect each other.  I call GaGambler a Chink all the time and he calls me a Heeb. But we know and respect each other and have partied together in two counties and counting.  So it's fine.  Nothing more than locker-room towel-snapping between friends.  You, on the other hand, don't know this Andreww idiot or what his ethnicity is.  But you called him a "jew."  And you seem to think that's fine.
Well, let me tell you, it ain't fine with me.  If you want to be on my bad side, you've made a really good start. One final point and then I'm done with you.  I'm not the only "jew" on this board or in this little game of ours. If you want to insult a group that's fairly prominent in this game you will do your business no good.  So take a word to the wise: when you're in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging. You've probably already damaged your business, so, if you're smart (and you could be, even though you seem to be insensitive to what most here know) you'll stop the defensiveness and stop the potential bleeding to your business.
Have a pleasant, and calm, evening.  I know I already am.

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Please take the "primitive" schtick and pander it somewhere else - it's racist and offensive.  I urge you to seek out a more constructive hobby - obsessing over which super model is a physically perfect specimen is a waste of time and energy.  And trying to get a group of folks to agree on your particular example of physical perfection is laughable - we couldn't even agree on the definition of beauty (nor would we want to).  Beauty is by definition subjective (i.e. beauty is in the eye of the beholder).  

How about personality.  You got any fuckin' idea whatsoever that a pleasant personality makes the girl more attractive. How much weight do you put on personality and attitude? I would rather spend twice as much time with person half as "perfect" whatever the fuck that means, with a great attitude, and friendly personality than a rude "perfect" girl... I know was not the purpose of your post, but I'm just sayin'...

You find FLAWS with this Model ??!!! I do realize we all have different Tastes but you may want to reevaluate your Testosterone Levels . I am Pretty Picky and I cannot imagine Anyone picking faults in this one !! You must be some Great Looking Guy ( in your own mind ). As for the PRIMITIVE ASS ??? What's the Next comment Stick Her To The Wall LIPS ??!!! Now I realize the comedy I have been missing on these boards ....... F'cking PRICELESS !!!

But seriously, when someone uses the word "primitive" to describe certain facial features I think that's out-and-out racist.  No gray areas there for me.
Aldous Huxley!  He lost me with the whole rat thing.

Next thing he'll be telling us he can't possibly be racist because he sees "primitive" hookers and has some "primitive" friends.

Except in this case two imbeciles go in and hopefully none come out.

Your point is well taken. But for me, his pseudo-scientific genetic hierarchy is more chilling than the usual ignorance I associate with racism.

I have a feeling he has an egocentric notion of beauty. If she doesn't turn him on, she's of no value. Or as he puts it, "Primative."

viz. eugenics, which was adopted by the Nazis to serve their agenda of ethnic and genetic cleansing.

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She's a beautiful woman, but she's photoshopped as hell and wearing a ton of makeup!  

Well said. Very well said.  

What Ms Sophia? You've dug your own little hole here. I'd retreat. Quietly and quickly. Just my two cents.  

at least it does with me.  Being as objective as possible, what I see is that Andrew is already standing firmly on ground a few steps beyond run-of-mill racism. What he has been articulating in his posts (not just this one) is the nascent concepts of eugenics.  

available.  

I'm 5'9, 133 and thin, but some girls (like supermodels) are 5'9 and much lighter and still look hot.  I think it depends on your bone size.  At 115, Id also be anorexic thin but some girls just have a wider bone structure and still look feminine at super light weight.

So it's definitely possible that the unschooled may have mistaken me for a slavering racist instead of a sagacious satirist.
But thank you for caring.

LOL, LOL, LOL! Maybe Andrewww can petition TER for an Anglo-Saxon board and he can post pics point out the "superior/more evolved" skulls and asses.

And you know how white supremacists always say it's all about white pride not being racists?

Riiiight.

SMH...

"...it's my pathetic, below average girth that hurts me."

And she makes a great point. All of Andy's gals that he brings up as "perfect specimens"  basically look the same.

And he's yet to answer questions about this whole non primitive thing.

What's non primitive skin looks like, non primitive hair, ect?

And what the hell does Andy mean by non primitive?  I'm thinking he means in his sick twisted brain, more evolved. This guy is THE most Fked up thinking troll on TER and like I said earlier, that speaks volumes.

This dude is seriously twisted.

I have a gal crush sooo damn bad now.

xoxo,

Steph

PS sorry about the sauce!

He's so creepy I don't even know if it would be fair to include him in the SPOTY contest.

It's his OBCESSION with skull sizes, as sizes, facial structure ect and the fact that all the ones that don't match up with his obcessions are deemed PRIMITIVE.

And he still want define what he means by primitive, although I think most here get what he's saying just fine.

yawn mofo…too many words. for someone calm that's a lot of fuckin words… Bored… don't worry about my bizz, it;s doing quite well eltardo…or did that offend you too? Take up BS where it's relevant and get off my dick...

I was agreeing with you…but ummmm oh wellz…

There are already more than enough trannie ho's sleeping under the freeways.  But, what the fuck, just keep on digging.  It's fun watching you melt down.

But as regards the OP, he's got an idea of what HE finds attractive, which is unavoidable, AND is being a jerk only because he views those he finds unattractive as failing in their attempts to mold themselves appropriately to measure up.

I think more women feel that way then men.  

if he's trying to throw out bait to get the board riled up youre hangin' by the hook darlin'.

dont know why you are???

As long as it's average or better, I'm happy.

That's what frightens me. Your agreeing with me. Stop digging. Just a thought.  

And I know a gal whose family is actually from the Greek island of Lesbos who says, "I'm a real Lesbian!"

Agreed. I prefer a beautiful face and a beautiful all-around body with a beautiful ass but if I can only have one of those three it's the ass hands down.