Was thinking of buying her a Hitachi Magic Wand.  I've heard they are great and she hasn't got one, but has some other personal toys.

Thoughts?

several girls I know have Hitachi Wands and love them.  If she doesn't have one, it's hard to imagine she wouldn't love it.

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Everyone knows that all the hookers gift their favorite johns every February 30th.

I'm not a huge fan of Hitachi's because it's too much stimulation for me to enjoy it and I'm sure many other ladies feel the same.. Try a Lelo!

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Shelling out 4 big bills an hour then thinking he needs/wants to buy her ANOTHER gift. Is there any REAL men left?  

I am going to get my accountant's bill in another 4-5 weeks. Maybe I should throw in a few round trip airfares to anywhere he and his little lady want to go.  

B/C I am the client, it is only fair that I gift him in addition to paying his exorbitant fee.  

Pussy whipped little boys on here need some manning up, and that right fast.

Can you update us all on all the things we shouldn't buy you? That would be a big help to a lot of the lost and crushed male egos on this wimp infested board.

Not mentioning a gift or anything, just that it was supposed to be top shelf and had different accessories, etc.  She seemed very interested and I know she masturbates with toys.

Just torn between cash (so impersonal) and a personally selected gift that we can enjoy together..  or alone.

Or are you the procrastinator type?  You're the guy that sends in your shit on April 13th and wants it done immediately?

Yeah...I've got a few of those.  That's what extensions are for  LOL

I could use a nice round trip ticket to Boston.  Was there last weekend and I may be heading back first week of April as well.  But can you make sure I fly first class (that's what the hookers insist on as well) since I flew back on an A320 that has the new configuration.  That means if you're over 5'9" you can't sit in coach anymore.  No legroom at all....pathetic.

How big a refund do you want?  

Seems to me that if the dude pays the bill....that's the gift.

Some hooker seeing him is simply business.  Now if she has her rents covered she may decide to go and shop instead of making more money so that next months rent isn't late (again).

Can never go wrong with that! It's like our uniform.. If she likes wine/champagne maybe a nice bottle.

(ok, maybe a little bit of a humble brag....)

One of my favorite providers DID buy me a gift last month--for HER birthday, even. Not kidding.

She bought me a nice ass-shaped Fleshlight.

The only way it could have been better would have been if she had had it custom-molded based on her booty.  But good enough as it was.

Sometimes, miracles do come true!

I'm sorta on both sides of this one.  I've bought gifts like this for providers in the past--but sometimes I feel weird about it.

I mean, you know that Hitachi is gonna see all kinds of action as she sees other clients, right?  I know Hitachis aren't all that expensive, but still, you're paying for something which is sort of a "fixed cost" item; providers generally supply their own lingerie (I know, that can be a gifted item also, but they buy plenty on their own, without a "sponsor"), their own condoms, "toys" (if they do any kink), etc.

It's not as if a Hitachi is so super-specialized that you're likely the only client to "benefit" from it.  Do you want to pay for her gym membership and yoga classes also?  After all, it helps her look slim and attractive for you--but if that's the case, why don't all of her clients chip in? (Seeing as how they all benefit from it...)

See what I mean?  Gym memberships, et al, are a fixed cost for them--it's embedded into the donation rate.

Most of the time, my gifts to providers are super-personalized (e.g., let's say an item of jewelry that sort of complements one of het tattoos--not that I've ever done specifically that, but you get the idea).  It's an attempt to recognize that I value them as human beings, not just as walking talking sex dolls.

I know, I know, I'm a mangina, go ahead and flame me...

PS:  Having said all this, Yes, I too have also been to give the occasional "selfish gift" as well.  Maybe there's some hope for me yet..

This would work better. Then she can charge more but work less. ..
Thus leaving more time to spend with yoy!

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A gift is a token of appreciation...NOT attached to getting paid for fucking.

But since you're UTR or so you claimed....I'm sure you often see johns for free.  Do you call them BF's as well?

How are things in LaLa land?

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So..how's the weather out there?

Still doing the gym deal?  You always boasted about your workout regiment.  Still at it?

Meet any nice Jews lately?

with no prompting from me. I am getting better and usually file by September now instead of waiting until October 15.