It was a good thing that I had a spare under shirt in my briefcase. I got home after the incall and I smelled incense all over my upper body. I cleaned up and put on another under shirt(spare from the briefcase). I guess it is a good thing that I had the intuition to carry spare underwear with me.

If asked I will tell her that I have for spare in case I get stuck in an earth quake. You know be prepared.

LOL ya that'll work.  

Good save man could have been really bad!! I actually have a monger bag hid at work in a large tool box that only I have the key to. Shower, change, have my fun and back to work, change back into work clothes then go find some oil or something to rub on my arms to mask those lovely lady scents we love so much!! In a pinch stop and get gas, get a bit on you're hands nothing can out do the smell of gas!! Good lesson learned always be thinking especially us married guys!!

I used to burn it too, Way back years ago... Thinking it was calming, and romantic...

I just googled it and it is some kinds of aroma that is stimulant? It works??

It covers up the smell of pot, among other things lol. He is lucky that is the only scent he picked up.

That affects performance?  

I know it was some powerful stuff.  

I saw another provider one time,  her pussy was so bad it smelled like ear wax. Others have smelled like fish when they cum. I am so thankful that I did not daty on them.

Joining a 24 hour gym for us will more than pay for itself it these situations.

When he got home and his wife went down on him only to come up complaining "We don't have this kind of soap."

I have had that situation many times. One time I had to get in the house and sneak back out with some new clothes go swimming to get the perfume off. I had to swim at least 4 laps. Many times I will go swimming after I see a provider.

I usually carry the same type of soap with me. Wash with that.

Generally, to me they smell "shower fresh", maybe they just use a body wash? I think a lot of ladies now avoid using perfume on their date. Of course running in for a quick shower before leaving may help.

Body Spray from Bath and Body Works. They no longer sell it, but you can find it on Amazon

It's sold at Walgreens and just about everywhere else. It will make you dizzy, but I would not say it makes you high. You may be thinking of Hookah, which is not the same thing. That's a form of flavored tobacco, and that too just makes you dizzy. The ONLY thing I have ever used incense for, is to cover up the smell of cigarettes. I don't just burn the shit to do it lol.

How hard is it to say, "I was at the gym, playing golf, fishing," etc. and took a shower somewhere else? Are women seriously this paranoid? Guys take showers all over the place and many are not cheating on their wives...they simply lead active lives that require a shower before going back to work or home.

I've had some bad ones too.  One was so bad that I could not even maintain a hard on and threw up in my mouth a little bit.

It might just work.

Do a better job picking your bitches

LMAO!!! Yep.

I leave my outside coat in a well ventilated mud room.  Normally I can't get a kiss if I ask for one but one time wifee met me at the door & wanted one.  I ran for the bathroom "Gotta Go!!"  When I emerged after a shower with clean clothes she wouldn't take a kiss when I tried.  I have always washed my own clothes since bachelor days...  seemed like a good time to run a load...    
At various times I've come home smelling of smoke...  from sitting next to someone who positively reeked of smoke in a resturant.  I would have changed seats if there had been another.  

Incense is not cologne or perfume.

Ah ha ha ha ha!!! You guys kill me.

Tell her you keep an extra because you sometimes get nervous and sweat more when you have to give presentations.  The extra is so you do not have to walk arounf smelling the rest of the day.  

Who does the laundry in your house

Perfume is one of the main negatives with strip clubs. Sheesh. They should install a "5 minute wash - fluff - and fold" at the exits ... and make a fortune.  Run a promo: "Free 5-minute laundry service with 3 lap dances."

Great ideas!

Incense makes no sense! Don't be on the defense or try to license. If they use incense think of the instance that your mate might think of the persistence of the essence on your business and the ensuing consequence.

Good lord, I shaved my mustache once to get rid of the smell. it WOULD NOT wash off.

I am a HUGE fan of candles myself! Well I switched from normal to Electric candles about 4 years ago! This was the best decision I made!  

Weeeel, I guess it doesn't bother the non-married ones!

Weeeell, I guess it doesn't bother the non-married ones! ...
I have also had clients who don't take a shower after, because they want to keep 'the sexy smell'!