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hammerhead896 56 Reviews 2224 reads
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I am becoming a bit desperate here on my tropical oasis as no reviewed providers have come to visit since the rather highly rated girl I saw a couple of months who abused me a bit. I keep checking TER, P411 ads and for now there is no one in site and I am to busy to leave until next year so I am actually contemplating seeing one of the backpage girls who blow thru here.

 Of course my big head says don't do it you idiot,you will just regret it in probably more ways than one and the little head keeps saying just go for it brother she may just be the next 10 waiting for you to review her. I know the odds of that last part happening are way low from my long ago past experiences with TOFTTs but man I am really horny!  

 Please feel free to bash some sense into me as I truly need and deserve it and if you want to share some recent horror stories of TOFFTs going bad that may help out also!

Jinx_The_Cat924 reads

Any port in a storm!  Good luck and merry Christmas.

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doncord808 reads

Honolulu has some hotties on backpage, and a few even have TER reviews.  What the hell, how bad can they be.

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perfectstorm760 reads

Sure there are still the scams, robs, stings and fakes, but also some great gals advertising on BP in Honolulu. Proper research and diligence can find a good BP experience here. There are also tons of great AMPs here, (and even a ...gasp...Pretty good SW scene in Waikiki.) Unfortunately, hammerhead is not in Honolulu. He is on an island where the choices are a lot more limited. :(

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GaGambler605 reads

He's been in that little tropical oasis for quite some time, and I bet you he can help out.

Hey PS, one good turn deserves another, right? lol

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perfectstorm611 reads

Unfortunately he is on the Big Island and there really is nothing there. (except for the rare occasional touring lady in Kona)  Most of the action here is on Oahu with limited opportunities on Maui. But Hammerhead comes from San Diego so even what we have on Oahu will not come close to what he is used to.  

He just needs to JO to porn and save up some funds for occasional trips to Oahu, or back to SD, or better yet, Costa Rica! :)

Sorry hammer, one of the downsides of living in Paradise. :)

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GaGambler616 reads

and I noticed you edited out the part about the SW action. I thought that was a thing of the past on Waikiki, but it's one of the few places I can think of that I remember fondly for SW action. My first P4P threesome was with a pair of blonde hotties that I picked up there one night some three decades plus ago.

As for CR, since it looks like I have to be back in the States right after the first of the year, it looks like Thailand is out and CR is in. Oh well, if I have to "settle" CR is not a bad place to have to settle for.

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perfectstorm671 reads

Not so great providers maybe, and great and not so great civvies if you got game (I don't).

Actually my edit was for a minor typo. The SW comment is in my other reply in this thread. The Waikiki SW scene is not what it was in the 80s for sure, (internet has taken some of them off the street) but definitely still exists, and definitely not what some folks think when they think of the anorexic toothless crack whores offering BJs in your backseat!

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GaGambler618 reads

The problem with civvies is I've got enough game for the "not so great" ones, but being well into my fifties, not being a rock star, pro athlete or possessing of GQ looks, even when I was younger, the "great ones" where it comes to civvies are most likely beyond my ability to score. I don't know why, but for some unknown reason most hotties  in their 20's and early 30's reserve their NSA "romps in the hay" for younger guys with good looks. All I have to offer is a bit of charm and an open wallet. lol

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perfectstorm830 reads

Clarence lives in an area where BP is his main source to find providers and most of his reviews are of BP gals. He has had some great experiences, some mediocre, and very few bad ones I believe. He has posted guidelines for seeing BP girls on the newbie board a few times. Below is a link to one of the posts. While Clarence is in Bumfuck, Virginia, these guidelines are pretty good for BP anywhere including Bumfuck, Hawaii. I do the exact same thing when using BP, but I can't articulate as well as Clarence so here is his post:

Related Link: BP guidelines by Clarence

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perfectstorm697 reads

Which totally fucks up traffic, and tourist and private small aircraft flights. Imagine a 10 mile radius "no fly zone" on a small
 island)

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inicky46611 reads

As for The Big Island, he stands a chance if he's in the Kona area because of all the resorts.  But if he's in Hilo or, even worse, Puna, I'd say he has little chance.  I love Puna, one of the last hippy hide-outs, but if there's a hooker there I'll bet she's got lots of tats and bathes infrequently.  LOL!

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GaGambler731 reads

I'd go to France instead of Hawaii.

That one was just too easy to pass up.

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perfectstorm771 reads

Craigslist "casual Encounters," but that was on Oahu, and none of the reviews were very impressive, but I guess when there is not a lot to choose from it doesn't hurt to look at unconventional sources. If hammerhead is reading this, check out CL too, but I would use Clarence's guidelines for BP there also.

As for your comment about Hilo and Puna, you got that right, nick! Occasionally a lady from Oahu or the mainland will tour to Kona, but never the Hilo side. Although a few years back (early 00s), there were actually two decently reviewed indies working out of the Hilo side, and an agency with three or 4 gals. There are also a few tantra types in the Puna side (including one of mrfisher's favorites). Every once in a while, you could get lucky but you are definitely not going to find anything steady and high quality.

Way back in '91, I did hook up with a cutie in Hilo for really cheap. Accidental too. I picked her up hitchhiking, and found out she was "available." Got a blowjob in my pickup truck. Lol. Ran into her again about 4 months later. I was in a different car but yet she recognized me. Got fs in the backseat of my car.  

Similarly in Kona, way back in '89 I picked up a hottie hitch hiking and it ended up that she was "available." I wasn''t that night (on my way to a meeting or something) but dropped her off at her house which was on my way, and got her digits. (no cell phones either) called her the next night, picked her up at her house and we did it on the beach in the moonlight. Awesome experience. Too bad I wasn't able to repeat with her.



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inicky46600 reads

It's a great place.  I love the beaches, the snorkeling and the food.  Ever been to Pahoa?  Cool little town with wooden sidewalks and nice restaurants.

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perfectstorm521 reads

Yes, Pahoa is an interesting town:

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clarence37719 reads

I certainly don't know much about the action in the islands.
I myself have been so broke that I've been browsing the good old
Casual Encounters myself. Turns out there are a few decent looking women
just as horny as me :-) I'm actually taking one to my brother's Xmas party!

Good Luck Hammer. Just be safe. A bad sexual encounter is light years better
than one that endangers your life or your freedom.

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TheGovernor734 reads

BP ladies tend to be mechanical!
BP ladies will have your sessions interrupted with texts and phone calls!
 

Posted By: perfectstorm
Clarence lives in an area where BP is his main source to find providers and most of his reviews are of BP gals. He has had some great experiences, some mediocre, and very few bad ones I believe. He has posted guidelines for seeing BP girls on the newbie board a few times. Below is a link to one of the posts. While Clarence is in Bumfuck, Virginia, these guidelines are pretty good for BP anywhere including Bumfuck, Hawaii. I do the exact same thing when using BP, but I can't articulate as well as Clarence so here is his post:

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GoldieKnox517 reads

I know I know "but I want pussy NOW"
Well, be ready to potentially be had

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GaGambler511 reads

I would risk it if the alternative was to either get a GF or go home and whack off.

Fortunately I live, and travel almost exclusively to "target rich' environments. lol

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Foodyguy820 reads

She is in Hawaii often

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perfectstorm504 reads

Uma used to be based on the Big island and travelled to Maui, Oahu and mainland cities, but now she is based in southern Calif, and comes back to Hawaii about once a year for a month or two. Never seen her myself. Not really my type, but she does have decent reviews and is one of very few to work the Big Island. She usually runs ads when she is back in town. I haven't seen any, but looking at her schedule on her website, it looks like she is on the Big Island right now. Maybe hammerhead could look into that if she catches his interest.

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RobinArdeur527 reads

...I was there last winter, as well.  I only advertised on BP last year because I was a brand new indie provider and hadn't totally learned the ropes yet. I had 0 (indie) reviews at the time. I did so well that I came back around a few weeks later for a second tour. This year, I've had some time to learn and will be advertising more widely upon my return to Oahu. BP is looked down upon on TER, generally, but in a few cities you can find quality providers on there- I was one of 'em!

Posted By: hammerhead896
I am becoming a bit desperate here on my tropical oasis as no reviewed providers have come to visit since the rather highly rated girl I saw a couple of months who abused me a bit. I keep checking TER, P411 ads and for now there is no one in site and I am to busy to leave until next year so I am actually contemplating seeing one of the backpage girls who blow thru here.  
   
  Of course my big head says don't do it you idiot,you will just regret it in probably more ways than one and the little head keeps saying just go for it brother she may just be the next 10 waiting for you to review her. I know the odds of that last part happening are way low from my long ago past experiences with TOFTTs but man I am really horny!  
   
  Please feel free to bash some sense into me as I truly need and deserve it and if you want to share some recent horror stories of TOFFTs going bad that may help out also!  

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