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Little_Schitt 1326 reads
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Let me tell you why: he isnt afraid to call bullshit, thats why. I just walked out of a session where the provider was fatter, uglier and holy shit she was gross in a nightie. she showed signs of recent childbirth. her tits sagged to her knees, her twat looked like it hung to the floor. the pictures on her website were obviously 10 years old and photoshopped to say the least. Jack would cuss that nasty bitch up one side and down the other. i know you all didnt care for Jacks delivery but without him this place is a mangina heaven. i vote we bring him back. anyone else?
now the old hag that i walked out on has blacklisted me and is telling everyone i robbed her. she was hiding behind the door so when i laid the donation down anfd turned around i just said holy shit, picked the donation up again and split. im using this alias to honor JACK!

No_Schitt_Sherlock259 reads

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Drunk_Schitt174 reads



out that fat ass biyatch!

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SchifferBrains245 reads

Saw a girl, wrote a review and gave her a 7 for looks (which was waaay kind), but because she does BBFS (she offered I refused), she averages 9s (apparently masturbation isn't the only sexual activity that can make you go blind).  I posted the review and incurred the wrath of her and her WKs until I begged TER to pull the review.

Honesty is not always the best policy.  Sometimes you gotta lose to win.

Next time this happens you need to walk in and ask to use the bathroom.  Fake vomit (you may be able to actually vomit if she's that gross) and then tell her you might have food poisoning and should probably bow out of the session.  Perhaps she will have sympathy on your sick ass and let you keep some of the donation. If not, cut your losses and walk away, then write an alias review 89 days later.

Good luck

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Jack_Scheeeett246 reads

Hey did she have placenta oozing out her cunt?  

GROSS!

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Jacques_Merdde263 reads

Je veux lui aller baiser un canard!  Sacre bleu!  Merde, alors!

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Jack_Scheeeett247 reads

Related Link: english motherfucker speak it!

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Willie_Schitt256 reads

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Georges_Pompidou198 reads

TER... c'est un site international!

Related Link: Vive le France! Vers le bas avec les Boschs!!!

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mrfrenchy173 reads

Related Link: I am the king of the divan!

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Georges_Pompidou189 reads

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Jacques_Merdde199 reads

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Georges_Pompidou167 reads

C'est lèche. C'est ne pas lache, fils de pute!

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Jacques_Merdde151 reads

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MP67195 reads

Sent this to a French-Canadian lady that doesn't post on here near enough...

Viens chez moi
Ce soir va jamais terminer
On va rester toujours ensemble...

Alright. It's from a song. Fuck you. Still a cool thing to say...

And what she said back, ooo la la!!!

Only one I let call me Mickey!... ;)

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1-800-SICK-OF-IT230 reads

lot of whining about bad experiences around here.  wahhhh

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MP67192 reads

For some reason, I see him coming out of retirement like so many ladies do time and time again...

But be forewarned. Be careful what you ask for... ;)

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