Short of that, my fantasy is to own and operate a one-stop full-service advisory and assistance bureau for providers, offering health insurance at group rates; prepaid legal advice; business planning; stock brokerage; psychological and substance abuse counseling; travel agency; fashion tips; group buying rates on sex toys, lingerie, condoms and lube; advertising agency; advice on sexual health; and general and specific instruction on methods and techniques.

Here goes . . .

Since I've fulfilled most of them already, I'm pretty satisfied. However, there are a few crazy and some romantic fantasies that still need fulfilling.

1) Making love behind a waterfall in a tropical setting. Afterward, skinny dipping in the pool of water beneath it.

2) Making love behind the Venus de Milo statue (but that would be pretty hard to do with all the people and security in the museum).

3) I know this is really creepy, but doing it in a graveyard (like some sort of ritual). Hey, there's a little bit of kinky girl in me.

4) Making love in a tree fort (or perhaps just a platform built into the tree in the jungle high above the treetops)in the rain forest.

5) In a submarine (now that's going down). Wink!

6) Somewhere in India, in a room lit with candles, bed draped with mosquito net, Jasmine burning in the room, native music to be heard coming from the opened window.

In the meantime, I'll take Phoenix, in my bedroom with my Hollywood pictures.

Re:What's Your Fantasy?

Making love to a tall, slender, beautiful lady dressed only in opera-length gloves, hosiery and high heels.

While dubya trims laura's bush upstairs

I'm sitting in Clinton's chair and Sexy is on her knees performing her presidential duties....

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For some reason, big engines revving really turn me on.  Maybe it's a Freudian thing, but I often come (as quietly as possible or I try really hard to think of something else) when I'm on a plane and it takes off. It's just exciting to me when those engines rev and I can feel the vibration under me.  My exhusband used to love to watch me try to control myself when we traveled together.  So probably a BIG fantasy for me would be making love on a plane while it's taking off.  Prob. not practical these days!

...after that I'll just wing it.

For me, the morel taboo it is, the more exciting it is.

My fantasy is watching a couple of highly unlikely girls - say, an Amish girl and a conservative Muslim girl - really go at each other for about 15 minutes.  Then I perform my Superman jump or some other stunt and land in the middle and indulge in the pleasures for an awesome 2 hours.

So, I wonder what's the chance of this fantasy coming true?
Hmm...

oops, scratch that.

Patriots win the Super Bowl! oops, scratch that, too

I'm fresh out of fantasies.

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