What genius allowed that irresponsible bitch to adopt all those kids in the first place?  Why wouldn't Nigerian officials contact their U.S. counterparts directly instead of just abandoning them in a shack?  Why on earth would anyone go to Nigeria??  How long could they have been there to have only a risidual "American accent" necessitating verbal tests to prove they're Americans?  Does this sound to anyone like a reverse version of that South Park episode?

-b