"It may be lame..."
1. Ford
2. liebestod
3. masturbation
4. tie
5. deep dish
6. took a shower I didn't need
7. played New Age music
8. abstinence
9. stay with me
10. longer than my ant farm
It may be lame, it may be fun or it may die before it gets to the floor but hell its worth a shot.
1. What is the name of your first escort ever?
2. What is something you would like to try sexually?
3. What is something you always wanted to try but when you did it was better left for fantasy?
4. What is more important to you, connecting with your provider or receiving the service?
5. What is more your type? Thin, Thick or a Variety?
6. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done during an appointment?
7. What is the dumbest thing you have ever had done to you durning an appointment?
8. What is something you will not do sexually?
9. What is something your SO will not do sexually that you find is a need for you?
10. What is your hobby life span? How long have you been hobbying and how long do you intend to continue?
1. Anne. Through an agency in the yellow pages, pre internet. Was actually a really good experience. (First escort, not first provider. first provider was a streetwalker whose name I don't remember.
2. Two or more girls at once
3. Don't know yet
4. connecting
5. thin, young, small boobs
6. Have to think on this
7. same as 6
8. men
9. No answer. Never had an SO
10. 30 years so far. (Lots of years but not a hell of a lot of experience) will continue as long as I am physically able to.
1) Darlene
2) Would like to have the girl jerk me of with one hand while doing her anal. This is possible…think about it.
3) Fuck a contortionist while she has both legs behind her neck. It might have worked better if we had one of those swings made for suspended sex acts.
4) The service, specifically deep throat.
5) Thin
6) Look out the window, to see the view out the window.
7) Girl did not answer the door till my third time knocking. Then she opens the door a crack and tells me to wait 5 minutes “by the elvator”. I thought about walking away, and should have…as this appointment turned out badly.
8) Don’t want anything put up my ass.
9) She stopped giving me BJ’s. Started hobbying a month later.
10. Started Sept 2004. Will continue till I die. Would be ironic if I die of heart failure during an orgasm with Mr Happy in the throat of a provider.
1. crissy lol
2. finishing in a bag
3. greek....wasn't impressed
4. yes
5. Thin...thin...oh did i say thin
6. Gave a girl my shirt to wear...i didn't get it back until the next morning
7. a girl who advertised as all-inclusive asked for a tip for bbbj
8. watersports
9. n/a this one is in reverse
10 3 1/2 yrs. my wife will decide...i'm easy
1. Jessica
2. FMF threesome
3. Foot Fetish
4. Connecting
5. Thin/Athletic
6. Was so nervous nothing worked (first time jitters)
7. They've all been great so far
8. Male/Male or scat
9. SO is no longer sexually active - enough said
10. 3 months - continue as long as physically and financially possible
"It may be lame..."
1. Ford
2. liebestod
3. masturbation
4. tie
5. deep dish
6. took a shower I didn't need
7. played New Age music
8. abstinence
9. stay with me
10. longer than my ant farm
1. What is the name of your first escort ever?
"Sue" real name, non-pro
2. What is something you would like to try sexually?
To have a provider pay me??? (I've tried everything I have ever wanted to)
3. What is something you always wanted to try but when you did it was better left for fantasy?
Role Play
4. What is more important to you, connecting with your provider or receiving the service?
Connecting
5. What is more your type? Thin, Thick or a Variety?
Variety. But at the moment... young tiny tattoed spinners - under 100#, under 5', under 25yo, Bcup or smaller, itty bitty vajayjay, 25% or better ink coverage. It's a great niche!
6. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done during an appointment?
Continued performing cunnilingus when her peach was rotten.
7. What is the dumbest thing you have ever had done to you durning an appointment?
She screamed out "Oh! You beast!" (really)
8. What is something you will not do sexually?
Perform cunnilingus when her peach is rotten.
9. What is something your SO will not do sexually that you find is a need for you?
Swallow, then hold me in her mouth while we both fall asleep.
10. What is your hobby life span? How long have you been hobbying and how long do you intend to continue?
5 years ... until I get married again. Or die.
Great post Penny. Love to see you on the PHX board darlin'!![]()
HalfHour
1. What is the name of your first escort ever?
2. What is something you would like to try sexually?
3. What is something you always wanted to try but when you did it was better left for fantasy?
4. What is more important to you, connecting with your provider or receiving the service?
5. What is more your type? Thin, Thick or a Variety?
6. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done during an appointment?
7. What is the dumbest thing you have ever had done to you durning an appointment?
8. What is something you will not do sexually?
9. What is something your SO will not do sexually that you find is a need for you?
10. What is your hobby life span? How long have you been hobbying and how long do you intend to continue?
A. I don't remember her name, and she was more of a hooker/robber then an escort anyway.
Q. "2. What is something you would like to try sexually?"
A. I haven't had the pleasure of a romp with a foreign to the US or an ebony lady yet. That is still on my to do list. As for acts, I have tried everything I truly want to try.
Q. "3. What is something you always wanted to try but when you did it was better left for fantasy?"
A. Anal. I just can't bring myself to do it.
Q. "4. What is more important to you, connecting with your provider or receiving the service?"
A. connecting to the provider. I really enjoy talking to and getting to to know the ladies I pay. Yes I am a mangina.
Q. "5. What is more your type? Thin, Thick or a Variety?"
A. Variety. I am attracted women of all races, ages, body sizes, and most ages. Just not every woman in those categories. What can I say I am eclectic in my tastes.
Q. "6. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done during an appointment?"
A. Taking extra money I couldn't afford to lose to a payed session with a hooker I didn't screen, payed that hooker her upsell showing her that money, then getting robbed by said hooker.
Q. "7. What is the dumbest thing you have ever had done to you durning an appointment?"
A. It happened more than once the provider didn't have any condoms. Followed closely by ladies not screening me.
Q. "8. What is something you will not do sexually?"
A. Anything anal. No prostate massages, finger up my rear, no role reversals, no rear entry of any kind, no rimming in ether direction, and not anal sex performed by me.
Q."9. What is something your SO will not do sexually that you find is a need for you?"
A. My wife is far more sexually open than I am, I doubt there is a thing I would do she wouldn't do with me.
Q. "10. What is your hobby life span? How long have you been hobbying and how long do you intend to continue?"
A. My first time I hobbyed was about 9 years ago and I was robbed. I swore off this world at that time. Met my wife who was a escort shortly after two. She retired shortly after and we started dating and got married. My wife got me into it again in April 2010 for her own reasons, and been hobbying since. (She was feeling guilty because she un-retired behind my back.) I plan leaving this hobby when my wife does but do to heath reasons I am not very active at this time.
Now where is your answers?
Now where is your answers?
Dani
2. What is something you would like to try sexually?
I still really want to do the Dom/sub thing but I never found the right partner.
3. What is something you always wanted to try but when you did it was better left for fantasy?
Dom/sub.
4. What is more important to you, connecting with your provider or receiving the service?
Connecting with partner.
5. What is more your type? Thin, Thick or a Variety?
Variety.
6. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done during an appointment?
Gave to much personal info.
7. What is the dumbest thing you have ever had done to you durning an appointment?
Smacked me in the face. Kinda put an end to the fun.
8. What is something you will not do sexually?
Going with the others on this one and saying anal.
9. What is something your SO will not do sexually that you find is a need for you?
I don't have an SO.
10. What is your hobby life span? How long have you been hobbying and how long do you intend to continue?
I've been playing since late 2008 and I don't know when it'll come to an end.
1. What is the name of your first escort ever? Elizabeth of SC
2. What is something you would like to try sexually? 4 very bi-ladies on a trampoline
3. What is something you always wanted to try but when you did it was better left for fantasy? Dual DATY, eating two at once.
4. What is more important to you, connecting with your provider or receiving the service? Both
5. What is more your type? Thin, Thick or a Variety? Thin
6. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done during an appointment? Let an obviously stoned provider into my hotel room.
7. What is the dumbest thing you have ever had done to you durning an appointment? Some very lame massages might count.
8. What is something you will not do sexually? Animals? Greek [so far]
9. What is something your SO will not do sexually that you find is a need for you? Bi-play
10. What is your hobby life span? How long have you been hobbying and how long do you intend to continue?
1. Christ, it's been 37 years. How should I know? (I can remember her face, however, gorgious blonde spinner.)
2 . Sex in a tub of fine mud.
3. Sex clubs.
4. Both
5. Variety
6. Walked out with the donation in my pocket.
7. She said that she was glad her boyfriend didn't show up while I was there.
8. Anything with shit.
9. Cum in her hair. (Very few gals will ever allow this if they ever tried shampooing cum out of their hair.
10. As I said in number one: 37 years and until they grab my cock from my cold dead hands. 8o)
#1 Sera Jayn, You never forget your first, unless
of course your Beefeater.
#2 Bondage with lots of teasing while blindfolded.
#3 Anal
#4 That's a tough one to answer. I want to say
to connect with the provider but that is just
not always possible so I would therefore also
answer the service.
#5 Thin
#6 I shorted the envelope a Benny. Her 2 hour
donation was $1 so I ass-u-me-d that her 1 hour
was $5.... it wasn't, it was $6.
How to ruin the moment.
#7 Allowed the lady to ramble on waaaay to long.
I finally placed my hand over her mouth and
said, "are you ever going to shut up?"
#8 Not do sexually ??? MfM
#9 Anything at all sexually. Her libido completely
disappeared several years ago.
#10 Until I find myself a long-term civie
companion or my dick falls off.
1) First escort I saw in the TER era is named Sexy Toni. Yes, the rather famous provider from South Florida.
2) What's left to do after EWS?
3) Nothing, really.
4) Connecting.
5) Variety
6) Getting lost near her hotel, and being a half hour late as a result.
7) Getting a BJ while standing outside an apartment in NYC at 1 am in the rain. After several passers by noticed, I stopped her, and we back inside.
8) See a TS provider.
9) n/a.
10) Going on eight years...no plans to quit.
1) I never knew her name. She was a street girl who blew me in my car.
2) Doubles or triples
3) Anal
4) Receiving the service
5) Variety for sure
6) Technically, it was at a M&G but I was getting a public blowjob from a top provider and left. Long story, but my reeason was not good enough.
7) She shot me in the eye
8) Scat
9) I have no SO
10) First time, 8 years; this time, going on one year. I plan to continue 'til my dick falls off.
Enjoyed the responses so far, would love to see providers responses!
1. Terri of Atl
2. MFM
3. Haven't tried anything I didn't like
4. Usually connecting, but sometimes I just want to do it
5. Variety
6. Insisted on DATY
7.She talked continually!
8. Golden showers
9. BJ
10. 4 years, until I get tired of it (hopefully never)
1. i remember the first in the most recent series starting about 4 years ago and also the name of the first and only prior: 40 years ago in Vegas, Tina.
2. i think some fetish play might be interesting, BDSM?
3. industrial strength motorized toys
4. connecting, doesn't have to be perfect, but service is impossible without a connection
5. thin, thin with tiny mouth filling no waste tatas, and and thin with gorgeous round orbs that need two hands to properly massage them
6. started into it before dropping off the gift and walked out with it still in my "kit"
7. i was told how much a 3rd provider really loathed me
8. a guy, TVTS.... no disparagement, just not my taste
9. does not apply. no currrent SO. past SOs were terrific sexually. i was terrifically spoiled and remember them all fondly.
10. depending on how you count it, 4 or 40 years to now. for the future until death, dick dismemberment, or (much less likely than the others) there is a credible partnership in the offing that requires exclusivity.