I got to thinking the other day about the "names" ladies choose for their provider profession.  We have all seen the Ambers, Delilahs, Lacey's etc etc but now and then someone comes up with something really different, unusual, hysterical or just plain crazy.  Now they may not all be on TER, but come on guys and gals, pony up and let it be known who you thought (even if its yourself) had a truly memorable moniker.

LMAO!

Then would a Tootsie Roll give you Snickers?

...as she pointed out to me recently, that's an alias and not her provider name....

I figured the way She spoke she was a monger. Well, I feel like an asshole