They are both little whore-masters, alcoholics and a few chromosomes shy of a full double-helix.  But the dog is smarter, so you could be right.

the guys get much more action if they feed their dates. Bring her a banana and things can really get heated up very quickly.

Then again, we have a lot in common with lab rats, or they with us. When they are given a task to do, and rewarded with food, eventually, once they are full, they no longer perform the task; of course, duh!!! However, if chocolate milk is introduced, they quickly return to work. Can we spell "dessert."

It could be the explanation for some of these posters. LOL. Especially when the Chimps break into the liquor cabinet.

HOT MONKEY SEX!?

I'll buy that. After I looked at your website, the first thing I did was see how many extra bananas I had!





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Good point!  Not only that, we realized one of our dogs was watching TV the other day.  Of course, it was a show about wolves and coyotes in Yellowstone Park, but still... So, what's next, is she gonna start stealing vodka and posting on TER?

What makes you think your dog isn't stealing your vodka and using your account to post on TER. It would explain a lot of your posts. LOL. Just giving you a hard time.

The fucking chimps are invading our territory!!!

good one!!!   lol