"setting new standards for the on line hobbyist and provider"

Here's one that I'll just toss out from the hip:

"Don't roam without it."

Well, I have always compared TER to TripAdvisor...so
"Get the Truth. Then Go Fuck!"

Or just copy Subway's "Eat Fresh!"  LOL

Finally someone asked me once about how reliable finding a girl on TER was, and I replied : "Well, hell. It's way better than the corner"

hahaha

Kisses,
Vanica

How about "Best fucking site on the web!"

Pop pop, jizz jizz, oh what a relief it is!

"one hour with escort $300....
perfect BBBJ priceless......"

TER = Consumer Reports Appraising Providers

oops------acronym for that is CRAP . OSP said no poop jokes---my bad-------

Re: Industry slogans

I thought for sure someone would recall:

For the ladies of course;


WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!!!

I've seen a few associated with TER:

Will She???
The new meet & Greet

But I remember a slogan that started with "heels up and damn I can't remember something down" At the time I thought it was cool.

I guess if it was all that memorable I would have remembered it. It's hell getting old.

See us, Cialis, see Alice.

Behave! Violators will be prostituted.

As long as we are "lifting" slogans, I think Snapple's new update would be applicable...
"The Best Stuff on Earth Just got Better"

haha LITERALLY...
The Search for 'T'errific 'E'rotic 'R'esults.

Based on SETI-The Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence.