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justanillusion 1231 reads
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Just another pissed off hobbyists because he can't make fun of someone he can't see. He is assuming I have ads, or a website. He is ASSuming a ton.

OSP3049 reads

Do you consider youself thin? Average? Athletic?

I see Beyonce on TV a lot and I think she's husky. Not my type at all. I like 5'2-5'5" and 100-125lbs. I guess its men like me that make women freak about their stature.

I'm an average man of 5'9" and 185lbs. Maybe I'm considered husky

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justanillusion1409 reads

Isn't that manspeak for fat? You hear of "husky" boys and I look at them and see fat. Depending on your frame and body fat %, you could be fat (20 pounds to lose) or not too bad (a little cushioning).  

You have your likes and it makes no difference to me. I love the way I look and work very hard to maintain it. Can't do anything about my height but sure can about the rest and I do what I do for me and no-one else.  

So you can see where the appearance score differ greatly. Sorry to get on that tired old horse again.

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OSP1322 reads

A lot of weight in my shoulders. I probably could step away from the Baby Back Ribs lol

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Back_In_Black1533 reads

White guy word for "thick" ! What did u want him say , "big boned"?  

Posted By: justanillusion
Isn't that manspeak for fat? You hear of "husky" boys and I look at them and see fat. Depending on your frame and body fat %, you could be fat (20 pounds to lose) or not too bad (a little cushioning).  
   
 You have your likes and it makes no difference to me. I love the way I look and work very hard to maintain it. Can't do anything about my height but sure can about the rest and I do what I do for me and no-one else.  
   
 So you can see where the appearance score differ greatly. Sorry to get on that tired old horse again.

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ihateuga1459 reads

"I love the way I look and work very hard to maintain it?" Very funny. No profile here and no pics on your ads. Why is that?
If you're so happy with the way you look that is.  

Posted By: justanillusion
Isn't that manspeak for fat? You hear of "husky" boys and I look at them and see fat. Depending on your frame and body fat %, you could be fat (20 pounds to lose) or not too bad (a little cushioning).  
   
 You have your likes and it makes no difference to me. I love the way I look and work very hard to maintain it. Can't do anything about my height but sure can about the rest and I do what I do for me and no-one else.  
   
 So you can see where the appearance score differ greatly. Sorry to get on that tired old horse again.

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GaGambler1242 reads

I am curious just how you know that JAI has no pictures in her ads?

I don't know who, or even where she is in hooker land, much less real life, and truth be told that's her right. Are you claiming to have more knowledge than the rest of us?

If she claims to be happy with the way she looks, who are we to argue the point? Maybe if she claimed that WE would like the way she looks, you might have a point of contention there since none of us actually knows what she looks like, but she NEVER said that.

So I ask again, just how do you know her ads don't contain pics?

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justanillusion1232 reads

Just another pissed off hobbyists because he can't make fun of someone he can't see. He is assuming I have ads, or a website. He is ASSuming a ton.

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Dr Who revived1159 reads

Plenty of brown envelopes here being used as an alias.

If TER allowed unlimited aliases again you'd have these same members crying about that again.

I would assume that anyone posting here as a woman has a website and ads.  Sans hotplants or others who are also buyers vs sellers.

Posted By: justanillusion
Just another pissed off hobbyists because he can't make fun of someone he can't see. He is assuming I have ads, or a website. He is ASSuming a ton.

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justanillusion1414 reads

Because I decided not to. It really is that simple but you can get in line behind the other guys who feel I am a man hater, lesbian and angry (the typical reaction to someone like me from a certain small splinter group of pissy hobbyists) just because I wish to remain anonymous to the guys here

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Dr Who revived1334 reads

I certainly don't get that from your posts with this handle.  Unless there are other posts out there that would support those allegations?

I do recall a number of other brown envelopes who, from their posts...clearly had issues.  But you..at this point I don't read that whatsoever.

Case in point was a recent poster (taylorsteele) who tried several times to interject herself here.  But even with switching handles the message was always the same.

The members who read the posts understand what the writer is saying.  Looking at a handle as a precursor as to the legitimacy of those words is moronic.  So yep..plenty of morons on this site as well  :D

Posted By: justanillusion
Because I decided not to. It really is that simple but you can get in line behind the other guys who feel I am a man hater, lesbian and angry (the typical reaction to someone like me from a certain small splinter group of pissy hobbyists) just because I wish to remain anonymous to the guys here.  
   
 

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justanillusion1215 reads

So I figured I would add the other two that get commonly bandied around when guys have nothing more to say because they can't pick the website to pieces or the images. I prefer not to be a target for the idiots.  

When he puts his image up for the ladies to pick at, I will show mine (regardless of who is buying and who is selling). Some guys just like to act like a DB and for no other reason than to belittle the providers they feel don't toe the line. Sometimes this job is hard enough so reading puke from a pissed off guy I don't need.

I am not here to get business, I am here to fuck off from work and see how the other half live.

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Dr Who revived1379 reads

Don't bother reading the post...it must be some asshole since he is using an alias  LOL

Honestly some of my favorite posters only use their alias.  Where is BIB?  How about Panthera?

And some of the biggest board jack asses won't....hello  LOL

It still comes down to content...what has someone got to say that is all that matter to this reader.  And if I can understand BIB's posts...well, most others are easy from there  :D

Posted By: justanillusion
So I figured I would add the other two that get commonly bandied around when guys have nothing more to say because they can't pick the website to pieces or the images. I prefer not to be a target for the idiots.  
   
 When he puts his image up for the ladies to pick at, I will show mine (regardless of who is buying and who is selling). Some guys just like to act like a DB and for no other reason than to belittle the providers they feel don't toe the line. Sometimes this job is hard enough so reading puke from a pissed off guy I don't need.  
   
 I am not here to get business, I am here to fuck off from work and see how the other half live.

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TheL1399 reads

Everyone has their own ideas of beauty and pros/cons of curvy vs. petite.

I (and others) consider myself thin and petite which is a pro and con in itself.  

Pro: I like being thin and small, I have a lot more clothing options to choose from, clients are getting a real spinner, etc.  
Cons: Because I'm smaller and thin I look younger than my age which can/has brought up problems at my regular job and in this "job", etc.

Overall, if the tables were turned and the Providers were rating men's looks, I wouldn't be surprised if you guys started to get body problems/issues.

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justanillusion1350 reads

You're darn right. Just another cross we have to bare - *dramatic sigh*

On a related note;

I was looking through a well known provider web design site and came across a site by a male escort for women. I kid you not this guy is older than dirt, balding and wrinkly and that's what I saw clothed. I dare not look any further. And the guys here say some of us are old. Jeez he was around when Moses was hiking to the top of that hill. If his ball sack is not scraping the ground I'd be shocked, and ladies, bring a portable defib machine on your session.

Yet to some lonely lady he might be Prince Charming.  

Oh God I sound like a female CPA.

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Dr Who revived1371 reads

And you do know that there are some women who are into the dragged nutsack look.

Good God...sorry Moses, what is this world coming to?  LOL

And you're still wondering why guys give these 10's out?  Some here simply have NO standards.  I'll also bet that those dudes have no social life...and are lonely as hell.

And are scared shitless to try and fix that.

Wanna bet the dude you saw has some reviews somewhere....and I'll bet there's some 10's in there?  Yep...no fucking standards  :D



-- Modified on 8/23/2013 6:59:41 PM

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Jacque_Jenesais1518 reads

I don't have any 10's (in looks,) ... if he's getting tens I might as well throw in the towel!

Nah. They keep comin back for more...

:D

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lungman1364 reads

He doesn't care for women that are "stacked" or "voluptuous"
I think Beyoncé is WAY hot

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OSP1195 reads

I also don't like any1 over 25 lol

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89Springer1200 reads

Yeah, this is pretty petite. ;

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cspatz1361 reads

.. another 35 lbs would knock me to the ground.

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Dr Who revived1452 reads

At that size he's the guy who watches and prays for his teammate to dig the puck out.

He'd get fucking killed  LOL

But I guess if he's only up against a gal around 103# he's a beast  :D

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justanillusion1176 reads

A heavy weight boxer too but I think we are still talking sex, we are on a fuck board ya know;)

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Dr Who revived1426 reads

That's a small man...and likely would have a tough time in many physical contests.  But there's running and swimming...and tennis.  Perhaps a nice game of chess?

I played hockey most of my life...and now at 5'10" and 185# I would have trouble keeping up with the kids playing today.  By the time they are done growing and are playing Men's leagues after college most of these beasts are 6'+ and 210#+.  I'm an easy target for these kids...but I warn them not to hit the old man  LOL

When they ask why...I tell them "I know people...really mean people".  The dumb shits still believe my bullshit  LOL

Posted By: justanillusion
A heavy weight boxer too but I think we are still talking sex, we are on a fuck board ya know;)

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OSP1312 reads

You're a twig

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GaGambler1092 reads

Even a bit thinner than that in my teens, at about 5' 9" I was still able to make "bantamweight" with a bit of effort until I was about 15, and actually had to "beef up" to make Welter.

At about age 35 i finally started to fill out a bit and now tip the scales at a massive 175 lbs lol I might not be able to click off six minute miles any more, but I am happy with my weight right about where it is. Well except for the beer gut I get on occasion, you know those occasions where I forget to go to the gym for a few weeks in a row. lol

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cspatz1242 reads

was around 155 in my 20's and 165 in my 30's and 40's. Then I got a dog and lost 15 lbs! Walk, walk, walk. EVERY fucking day. Twice a day. No exceptions. I was amazed that you can lose weight just by walking. When I got him people would invariably say "Awwww, isn't it nice to have someone to come home to". My reply was "I didn't get him to have someone to come home to. I got him to have someone to go out with". Love it! Fuck the gym. Walk.

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cspatz1145 reads

I am talking 5 or 6 miles, not around the block.

-- Modified on 8/23/2013 9:13:28 PM

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escalade19641407 reads

but have cash.

I want Rihanna!!!!!!!

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Dr Who revived1133 reads

Hey...it's only money.

And they all have their price.

I don't think she has any reviews though....deal buster?

Posted By: escalade1964
but have cash.  
   
 I want Rihanna!!!!!!!

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BabydollLarsson1208 reads

If Beyonce is husky I shudder to think about what kind.of package you're packing. Wow

Posted By: OSP
Do you consider youself thin? Average? Athletic?

I see Beyonce on TV a lot and I think she's husky. Not my type at all. I like 5'2-5'5" and 100-125lbs. I guess its men like me that make women freak about their stature.

I'm an average man of 5'9" and 185lbs. Maybe I'm considered husky

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Back_In_Black1434 reads

Got length , but they got "girth" ! Yeah , see black guys got length white guys got "girth" ! That's why they ( white guys) call it a "chubby" !!!!!!!

Posted By: BabydollLarsson
If Beyonce is husky I shudder to think about what kind.of package you're packing. Wow  
   
Posted By: OSP
Do you consider youself thin? Average? Athletic?  
   
 I see Beyonce on TV a lot and I think she's husky. Not my type at all. I like 5'2-5'5" and 100-125lbs. I guess its men like me that make women freak about their stature.  
   
 I'm an average man of 5'9" and 185lbs. Maybe I'm considered husky

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Back_In_Black1334 reads

U guys gotta swim , and kick box. That's the ticket. Oh, and I ain't no old fuck either , and I have all my hair and it ain't stick on !!

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AnotherPerspective1338 reads

No girls looking for me   , in the kick boxing gym .  :-D  
Average  girls are naturally attracted to fit guys .
  All my women  float or swim .   :-D
   

http://fuckyeahfatchicksskinnyguys.tumblr.com/

http://31.media.tumblr.com/bf8ff63c30b46af571f03491bed5e0ae/tumblr_mm8f0pL3I21s6muy5o1_r1_500.jpg

Posted By: Back_In_Black
U guys gotta swim , and kick box. That's the ticket. Oh, and I ain't no old fuck either , and I have all my hair and it ain't stick on !!

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Back_In_Black1252 reads

Site ! I think the one dude was dawg , he likes thick women !  

Posted By: AnotherPerspective
   No girls looking for me   , in the kick boxing gym .  :-D  
 Average  girls are naturally attracted to fit guys .  
   All my women  float or swim .   :-D  
     
   
 http://fuckyeahfatchicksskinnyguys.tumblr.com/  
   
 http://31.media.tumblr.com/bf8ff63c30b46af571f03491bed5e0ae/tumblr_mm8f0pL3I21s6muy5o1_r1_500.jpg  
   
Posted By: Back_In_Black
U guys gotta swim , and kick box. That's the ticket. Oh, and I ain't no old fuck either , and I have all my hair and it ain't stick on !!

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BigPapasan1512 reads

Related Link: But where did it come from?

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Back_In_Black1345 reads

Oh , u big silly guy ! I do like your sense of humor ! Hey that dude on the other board ! Now that was funny , I think he was watching to many millionaire matchmaker shows and wanted his own personal mixer ! L8r bp.

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Junk-Yard-Dog1414 reads

Tall……bib thinks 5’ 6” is tall

Good looking….bib takes a good look at his ugle face every day

Athletic…… bib sits on his fat ass and watches sports on tv

Own hair ….bib has a bad comb over

Kick box….bib kicks the empty box of twinkies out of the way

Swim ….bib plays with his rubber duckie in the tub

bib theme song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbIcfFD30M

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Back_In_Black1269 reads

.:).:).:).:).:).:).:).:).:).:).:).:).:).:).aw , cheer up u ain't that bad ? R you ?  

Posted By: Junk-Yard-Dog
I can't stand this fucking bib he gets all the hot girls ! He drives fucking sports cars the fucker is good looking and post shit that gets the girls hottttt. And me , well my theme song is : give me an L O S E R ! Hope some day I get some game and a cool handle .

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Gracekelly1343 reads

Perfect for me..With an athletic body.....probably far from it for everyone else.......lol. I mean..... I'd fu*K me at 5'4 125lbs (all in humor--just sayin') But then again.....that's just the build I prefer in ladies as well. Although girls I'm attracted to usually have larger boobies than my lil ones.....lol
GK

Related Link: http://www.southerngracek.com

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rembrnad02841378 reads

6'2", 225lbs, still a fair amt of muscle but not as much as back in the day - former college linebacker with the scars to prove it, but no scar bigger than the one on my heart now that I know I'm not justanillusion's type ;)

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Back_In_Black1371 reads

So r u ? A "Wild One" ? xoxoxo.:).:).:).:).:).:)

Posted By: Gracekelly
Perfect for me..With an athletic body.....probably far from it for everyone else.......lol. I mean..... I'd fu*K me at 5'4 125lbs (all in humor--just sayin') But then again.....that's just the build I prefer in ladies as well. Although girls I'm attracted to usually have larger boobies than my lil ones.....lol  
 GK

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Back_In_Black1167 reads

Your package is the sweetest I've seen in awhile ! U r so freaking cute , and your smile ? Well let's just say , you'd have me at hello ! xoxo.:).

Posted By: Gracekelly
Perfect for me..With an athletic body.....probably far from it for everyone else.......lol. I mean..... I'd fu*K me at 5'4 125lbs (all in humor--just sayin') But then again.....that's just the build I prefer in ladies as well. Although girls I'm attracted to usually have larger boobies than my lil ones.....lol  
 GK

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Gracekelly1293 reads

Now I'm blushing...... ;-)

Thank you!

GK

Related Link: http://www.southerngracek.com

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macdaddy19441276 reads

another " who gives a fuck thread".....

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Tabu1516 reads

all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average."

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FIDCUOF1200 reads

Lets face it.....only 90% of these women are telling the truth about their weight and/or build.   It's like when you start dating a civvie and she says "I've slept with 5 people"  Multiply that by 10 and thats the REAL answer.   Thin/skinny is HARD body women....in shape, workout (other than sex) and take care of their respective bodies.  Most women don't...shit most of the guys on these boards are fat fucks....stop reading this post and hit the GYM !!  ALL OF YOU !!   GOOOO

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dicktracy1255 reads

6 ft, 160-168 pounds. I have good definition. I'm not sure if women even care that much. Many seem happy with heavy guys. But I hate body fat. I hate how a protruding belly looks. I prefer women 130 and under. As close to 100 as possible is usually best. I don't mean to be judgmental, but a 140 + woman is going to be wider than me in many cases. And it can be a turnoff.

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justanillusion1396 reads

When you want that 100 pounds because I would look like I was on chemo at 100 pounds. DOn't you think it's all relative as in height weight ratio? I am guessing you like petite ladies and that 100 pounds makes perfect sense.  

It's not that we are terribly "happy" with heavy, okay fat guys, it's what there is more of that contact us. You are the exception in most cases.

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Posted By: justanillusion
When you want that 100 pounds because I would look like I was on chemo at 100 pounds. DOn't you think it's all relative as in height weight ratio? I am guessing you like petite ladies and that 100 pounds makes perfect sense.  
   
 It's not that we are terribly "happy" with heavy, okay fat guys, it's what there is more of that contact us. You are the exception in most cases.
Yes, sorry, I should have specified that. I saw gorgeous European women in NYC yesterday, who were taller than I am--and definitely quite a bit more than 100 pounds.  I meant the best bodies I encounter are often on small spinner type's. That is just my experience. Maybe I shouldn't have specified a certain weight. I'm definitely not bringing out the scale. I just happen to like thinner women.  

And in my non-hobby life I am much more flexible. Just when I'm paying $300 for it I'm looking for something specific

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rrasha881275 reads

I’m 5’ 4” and, as of this morning weigh-in, 114 pounds (or 79.8 in TER pounds).  I’ve always been into martial arts – particularly kickboxing and krav maga and train five days a week. I recently started teaching a class in Muay Thai, which is a superior workout. And I get to kick the crap out of a bunch of guys.

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Back_In_Black1261 reads

When ur on top ! We can do it on the floor anytime . .:).:).:).ur sexy and I know it !

Posted By: rrasha88
I’m 5’ 4” and, as of this morning weigh-in, 114 pounds (or 79.8 in TER pounds).  I’ve always been into martial arts – particularly kickboxing and krav maga and train five days a week. I recently started teaching a class in Muay Thai, which is a superior workout. And I get to kick the crap out of a bunch of guys.

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rrasha881352 reads

If you let it, the easy money and abundance of time from this business can draw you into a sedentary, unhealthy and undisciplined lifestyle, both intellectually and physically. I am mindful of not letting that happen.

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Back_In_Black1509 reads

U really are so much more ! And aside from your exterior beauty your best feature is from within . The person who you are and the things you want to do and who you want to be in the future. As a man , finding and meeting a woman  any woman who has goals and dreams and applies themselves is the turn on . In the simplest of terms , your more than a pretty girl with a killer bod.  Now go study !!.:).:).:).:).:).xoxo

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If you let it, the easy money and abundance of time from this business can draw you into a sedentary, unhealthy and undisciplined lifestyle, both intellectually and physically. I am mindful of not letting that happen.

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