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Vanica See my TER Reviews 1291 reads
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Every time I think of this I laugh.

Long time client/friend and I were discussing longer engagements and payment for them.

He said  - "I thought you would just send me an invoice for our time together." Invoice? I wasn't sure if he was serious, but told him - "No, no invoices."

I swear people say the funniest things sometimes.

My other favorite is "Can we meet somewhere, I get a good look at you, and then I can decide to continue the appointment?" Ummmm, that's what websites and reviews are for.

Finally, this one tops the cake - "So if you like it as much as I do, is my session free?" Hahahahaha

Have a good day everyone - And keep laughing.

Kisses,
Vanica Love

literbike341 reads

Yep they are humorous...I want to add some replies and will add this disclaimer so as not to offend any hobbyists as that is not my intent and this is a JOKE...OK?

"Can we meet somewhere, I get a good look at you, and then I can decide to continue the appointment?"

"Of course we can..if I'm not there start without me"
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"So if you like it as much as I do, is my session free?"
"If I don't like will you pay me double?"

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mattradd300 reads

It would just be a very, very good act that you were not enjoying it, right?!?  :)

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literbike261 reads

Whatever you say Matt...;)

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OSP323 reads

"I think I could grow to love you. Would you like to extend our time together?"

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Claudius42310323 reads

"I can't keep escorting forever. Maybe someday I'll get married. Hey, you could use some loosening up. Have time for dinner? If you buy, it's off the clock for me."

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Claudius42310275 reads

I've experienced from a few special ladies, including the silencing of a heart murmur, I'd  be tempted to try a medical write off. ;-)

But no it wasn't me. I've not met Vanica yet.

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soflaguy44329 reads

"I would quit the hobby and get a boob job for Yew" (twang intact)

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Khori223 reads

Well. I already have my boob job. Ha!

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Smarty1101172 reads

If it is for services rendered that would be a receipt. But perhaps he is not a business man.

I know one thing... invoice or receipt, the IRS is not going to give a rats ass. hahahaha

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