many years of extensive field research to find the ultimate breasts, I have reached a startling conclusion:

I would never get fake tits for nothing other than bigger size, but I would because of gravity. I would get them done now, but I do plan on having another baby some day, and it would be dumb to get them done before that...most say, you are probably going to have a redo after the child, so that would be a waste of money. For vanity reasons...never.

OK. But only if it's done by sharks.. with hair removal lasers. And Liz Hurley is there. With her boobs.

especially in LA and Florida. All of these females buried with these plastic bags on their chests. Must have been some sacred burial ritual.

I was hiding behind some trees while reading your post on the piercings. Yikes! Hey, if you want to do it, go ahead, but I feel focusing on the finer things in life, like -'ehem' I do- …boobs… may suit you much better.

the pre physical the docs discovered breast cancer. She had both breasts removed and had constructive surgery to regain her womanly figure. This was about 15 years ago and she is still cancer free.

How is wanting perkier tits not "for vanity reasons"? lol

I figure it will be cheaper in the long run if I have boobs available 24/7 for me to play with instead of paying $350 an hour or more to play with some.

You know I dig you and now you've made me visualize hiding behind trees with you. Or you can join me in the room with the sharks with the hair-removal lasers instead of Liz. Please bring fine boobs.

She doesn't let one hair get away. I'd rather hide behind trees and get laser hair removal than that waxing… got an appt today. *sigh*

I think there will be a 500 years from now. I just think in 50 years from now it's not going to a world I want to live in.

Because I was blessed with natural DDs (DDD depending on the bra), but I've never liked the feel of implants. Having played with several girls with "enhancements," I'll always prefer natural. Regardless of how they look. All boobs are good boobs!

Just because a nicer "look" is a result of the surgery does not mean that is the primary reason for doing it. I would like to not have to wear a damn bra 24/7 including when I sleep, and it would be nice to be able to RUN again without them knocking me in the face. Make sense? You have no idea of the back problems some of us have because of our tits...well, there is your answer. Vanity has nothing to do with it. I am not going from an A to a D. I am going from a DD to a reduced size with an implant and a lift.

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It was a reasonable question. No need to come off as hostile. Being a provider with big boobs also, I somehow doubt that I have "no idea" of the problems that come with the territory. Running, yes, not fun. But I wear at least a D and have never had any back pain-  didn't think that a DD would be big enough to cause that. I guess it probably just depends on the individual.