I'm reading a lot of "years best" lists this time of year and was wondering...who are the best reviewers -- what are the best reviews?  A while back, there was a guy on the West Coast who wrote hilarious reviews...who was he?  What's your nomination?

By far the best reviews I've ever read.

Enough said, Sunny is correct da Bunny!

I don't need the whole confessional tone... "I felt like I was a dream.. no, a disassociative fugue, no, I know! Bi-polar penis disorder....

yada yada yada

and btw, I fucked her"

and someone who has met the Legend face to face....I think he rocks!!!

...Walnuts pute more of his time, his effort and himself into his reviews than any of us.  Jockeypants, who's been quiet for awhile now, is also in the running here.

and dirrty too....

and all 34,567 account names

I wouldn't break the one that says you can only
have one account.

I do have a few aliases but, really, they're
only a handful.

And what's more, Mr. Info (or more correcyly)
his real handle) does not review.  That would
leave too much information out in the ether
which could be used by undesirables for
nefarious purposes.

Curious about this thread and the name of this reviewer I checked out some of his reviews. These are some of the purest forms of written porn I've ever read. Genuine literary masterpieces. This guy has real panache, and I am now one of his biggest fans.

No one else captures and describes the unique energy in each room the way Codpeace does.  He describes not just the physical actions of the lady and him, but also the inspiration and feelings behind them.  

He shows emotional and psychological insight, with never-the-same literary and mythological and musical references.  I suspect he might be a professor of English at Harvard or one of the other great Boston universities.  'codpeace' is probably a modern play on Shakespeare's word 'codpiece'.

VIP members: just search for reviews by codpeace, and you'll see what I mean.

Codpeace deserves national fame, whoever he is.

He is a really wonderful man.  His reviews are eloquently written and he's not obnoxious about it, either. He's intelligent, gentle and a lot of fun.

Kate

Filled with thought, imagery, and erotic as hell.

On reading one of his reviews on a lady I've also seen he always captures the "feel" of the room that I simply didn't have the words for.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/searchbyreviewerResults.asp?MemberID=562336&Membername=bchilson

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BWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! GOOD ONE CIARA!!!! MUUUAAAHAHAHAHHSHSHAHSHAHAHA!! EGGSELLENT ONE!

Gotta love the inane wisdom and off the wall reviews.  

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When they vote on internet sites for the greatest reviewer in the history of the Cosmos I usually get the nod.

Obviously I'm not to the taste of you Americans

Perhaps I should focus more on racism, literary fantasy, apple pie and blood thirsty invasion in any future reviews.

All your other parts are fantastic too.........

Thank you
and
Happy New Year

Try bleuenn he is real

Wasn't that an old David Bowie song?

...I thought only I did.

Wonder if the Jean Genie provides?

sgandolfs,

I was amazed at the creative, varied, inspired, informative, analytic and wildly entertaining reviews Jockeypants has contributed to TER. He has a world class Muse.

Thanks for turning the spotlight on him for us.

-Cod

Seems he has dropped out now. I alwaye read him and Paulie as soon as I could.

from around 1976.

I just pulled it out and gave it another listen.  Nice tune and nice beat; but utterly incomprehensible because of a lack of elocution and/or deliberate obsfucation.

I believe I once heard that TVC15 is a train designation in England, which would fit with the album's railroad motif.

Brian Eno is not credited on the album, but I suspect he must have had his hand in there.

that's sometimes reads... out of his mind...lol

I'm really a big fan of Paulie Walnut's reviews.
...and I'd really like to know what was going on with that truck he was following in his review of Lauren (a mutual provider review acquaintance, I might add)(see link)

...Sort of like... The Invasion  of the Body Snatchers meets Deep Throat.

Cheers!

Can't leave out Jackson Lips either.

and..........a TER LEGEND in his own mind!! LOL!!!

His reviews are absolutely the best and funniest reading of all time!!!

met a cock that you didn't like?

never heard of him before this thread but i checked out one of his reviews and it waas awesome, i love to read blogs and his reviews are in that style so they are fun to read

...I always assumed TVC15 was made up. Google tells me that there is apparently a TVC train in France, which is not to be confused with its better known brother the TGV.

Anyway, I was listening to the song when I made the original post.