towel for me.
Especially in NYC, I have encountered a lot of $$$$$-$$$$$$ ladies who have towels ready, but that have a musty smell to them. The smell doesn't come out until the towel is wet. Ladies, you have to wash them and dry them after each guy. It has gotten to a point where I bring a pack towel with me because I don't want weird towel smell on me after I rinse off at the end. I know it is a pain to get them cleaned if you don't have a washer/dryer, but at $$$$$ an hour, you can afford to do some laundryMost travelling providers use incall locations based in decent hotels that are usually pretty good, clean, safe and private.
However, in my experience these are my complaints about certain providers incall locations:
1. Choose a Hyatt, Hilton or Marriott property (or better) as your incall location. Incalls at a Red Roof Inn or Quality Inn are too low brow for the hobby. Never use an incall hotel without a lobby where you enter the room from the outside since security and privacy are sacraficed.
2. Keep the hotel room clean. There is nothing as horrible as seeing and smelling dirty laundry scattered throughout the hotel room. It makes me think that the provider is a slob.
3. Don't smoke in the hotel room since this is disgusting and will make a hobbyist's clothes smell lilke tobacco. How does he explain that to his wife.
4. Never have a female roomate hiding in the bathroom for the date. This is so low class! If you travel with a friend, she should have her own hotel room and not share one with you.
5. Clean the room of any food containers and leftover food to get rid of odors and garbage that ruin the atmosphere for the hobbyist.
6. NEVER EVER allow a used condom to be just casually thrown in the garbage or just floating in the toilet bowl for the current hobbyist to see. A hobbyist does not want to see another man's used condom around since it ruins the mood. A hobbyist wants to feel that "he is somewhat special" to a provider and not just another trick waitng in the parking lot to be serviced and have his used condom dumped in the hotel room.
Others, please chime in here.
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Gotta love those Canuck
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Crazy fucking Santa
towel for me.
Especially in NYC, I have encountered a lot of $$$$$-$$$$$$ ladies who have towels ready, but that have a musty smell to them. The smell doesn't come out until the towel is wet. Ladies, you have to wash them and dry them after each guy. It has gotten to a point where I bring a pack towel with me because I don't want weird towel smell on me after I rinse off at the end. I know it is a pain to get them cleaned if you don't have a washer/dryer, but at $$$$$ an hour, you can afford to do some laundry
Shit, that's pennies per appointment for one or two washcloths. If you don't want to wash them, you can just throw them away. You'll also save the hotel towels and leave one less clue for staff.
First of all, ew. I know some girls do this, and I think it's so disrespectful and gross. Especially since, as you said, laundry is not that expensive and there's almost always a target nearby where you can restock if you can't get any more from housekeeping.
When I worked for an agency, the sheets in the incall would go weeks without getting washed unless I or one other girl did it. Girls treated it like a fuck hotel, just come in fool around and straighten the comforter. I walked in on dishes everywhere, sheets all askew (but still the same exact ones, with the same exact hospital tuck and mattress pad underneath that I put on last week), and absolutely no clean towels (out of about 20 that were stocked for us) to be found more times that I can even remember.
We all can't be perfect, but the amount of laziness and disrespect some girls show is really astounding.
This is like escort 101. Maybe you should see girls that have graduated from escort kindergarten.
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you know, i tried to come up with a joke about escort kindergarten, but they all came out really creepy...
You sound like a pimp dude.
Seriously, transfer this to the newbie board. That'll help a lot of new hookers.
Hey. Did the girl in the bathroom jump in? Maybe it was a surprise
hobby in the lowest class around. So the sight of condoms offends you, LOL. Yeah, for all the wrong reasons. And yes, in Mexico and all those 3rd world places you frequent, you ARE a trick. Love how you come on here and try to set the standard. Actually, quite hilarious.
I find you here again you scum....you marry my daughter and bring us all to this country. You promised you wouldn't be fucking hookers and here you are still.
My daughter and I are going back to the Philippines now to leave you to your whoring. You really are just a fat, old, bald and ugly man!!
Don't have a dog crate next to the bed or a dog shut upin the bathroom..
I agree with the smoking.. I had a set of clothes full of smoke after a session..
#10- Don't have a toy laying next to the bed when I walk in (see notes on used condoms lying around)..
I think the toy one was me!
But I lost that one today… 
IDK I think that would be a turn on for guys. That a chick is playing with a sex toy...
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keep it out of sight until its time for the both of you to use it... sitting out like that looks like you were just entertaining another client... see used condoms above
Nobody is perfect, and quite honestly, probably not with this guy, but it reminded me, I did leave a toy out and it was a really bad day performance wise. I think it was the worst performance week I've given since I started, and am actually expecting some low reviews because of it…
BUT that's ok, because I think men should say what they think.
Good word.
I really do feel bad about a couple appointments quite honestly. I kinda' felt like a rip off, and definitely not like a queen. I, if I weren't advised otherwise, would give most of it back, and if I had the chance now, I would.
P.S. I usually have nothing visible in a room but things that add to ambience. Yesterday was an exception.
*bows out unless needed* lol
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Under the right circumstances a toy being left out might be sort of exciting. Kinda like...get ready big boy 
who threaten other hobbyists or hookers of physical harm over PM...
If your reputation wasn't what it is, on the boards, someone might actually take you seriously....
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Curly - please stay on topic and dont act like a troll.
If your reputation wasn't what it is, on the boards, someone might actually take you seriously....
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For someone whose concept of hobbying is bare-backing third world underage teens in a rice paddy, I should think that any establishment with indoor plumbing and a floor not made from dirt would be a luxury bordering on decadence.
I would immediately leave and immerse myself in sheep dip.
I will be sure to pick up the crack pipe before your infested ass shows up. Heh
You might be a redneck.
as it came to me very quickly, and the fact it was easy to read.
Here's some plagiarism for ya
You might be a redneck if....
You go to a family reunion to pick up chicks.
Hehehe
hi there
i am new to US and i am still getting use to working from a hotel.
alley
xo
Arranged to meet a lady recently and the incall turned out to be El Sleazo motel. Total buzz kill.
However, in my experience these are my complaints about certain providers incall locations:
1. Choose a Hyatt, Hilton or Marriott property (or better) as your incall location. Incalls at a Red Roof Inn or Quality Inn are too low brow for the hobby. Never use an incall hotel without a lobby where you enter the room from the outside since security and privacy are sacraficed.
2. Keep the hotel room clean. There is nothing as horrible as seeing and smelling dirty laundry scattered throughout the hotel room. It makes me think that the provider is a slob.
3. Don't smoke in the hotel room since this is disgusting and will make a hobbyist's clothes smell lilke tobacco. How does he explain that to his wife.
4. Never have a female roomate hiding in the bathroom for the date. This is so low class! If you travel with a friend, she should have her own hotel room and not share one with you.
5. Clean the room of any food containers and leftover food to get rid of odors and garbage that ruin the atmosphere for the hobbyist.
6. NEVER EVER allow a used condom to be just casually thrown in the garbage or just floating in the toilet bowl for the current hobbyist to see. A hobbyist does not want to see another man's used condom around since it ruins the mood. A hobbyist wants to feel that "he is somewhat special" to a provider and not just another trick waitng in the parking lot to be serviced and have his used condom dumped in the hotel room.
Others, please chime in here.
funny though, you nailed exactly what I pay for most of my overnights. Why do you think I am so happy all the time?
Do you tell the ladies you see that you have a STD? Tell the wifey? Didn't think so.
For the smokers" fresh close that you haven't smoke in , so you smell clean for session.
Don't just come in and start undressing Uruk cold .
A card with gift is best.
Don't be a clock water but be timely .
From Jennxj6
I ment clock watcher not water lol you peps know what I mean . When a visitor look at clock and says oh I still have a few minuets so could you perform oral or something . Oh god. The worst.