I can see how showing up at an appointment would result in being turned away, but wondering if anyone who has a TER handle like mine blatantly stating being a drunk ( or otherwise well-known for being a drunk like MP67 or Gambler) ever resulted in being denied at the screening/verification process?
Some ladies just find a handle like mine (drunken asian) amusing, but I'm sure some would find it a turn off... especially if they aren't social drinkers themselves.
Personally, I have never had any problem but my sample size might be small being that majority of the ladies I see do not know my TER handle.
Secondly, I'm very sober right before meeting a girl. Can't guarantee the soberness after the session though cuz by midnight (or sometimes much earlier) I'm fo' sho' tipsy tipsy... even flat out shitfaced. lol Occasionally, when a bunch of friends cum over, I find myself waking up next to my own puke... but that's a different story.
Wondering if the 'drunk' rep ever hindered with anyone's hobbying?
even though I've said I drink. I've never had a lady refuse me for that, or any other reason I'm aware of. Do you really think they all read the TER boards? C'mon. It ain't really the center of the world, y'know. nick
They say they don't but somehow they are always fully aware of their ratings... always know and complain when there's a review that they don't like. lol
But it makes sense if you're sitting there, and in a pinch.
Watching some of your favorite porn, and hopefully have enough sense for them to do an outcall instead of you going to them if for some reason they're not busy.
Then again, there are taxis, I mean, like if her leg is broke and she can't drive.
But you're drunk and probably don't give a shit as long as you get your pee pee wet, right?...
Most of these chicks party harder than you've ever dreamt of partying while catching Z's in a puddle of your own stomach fluids. I know some hookers that make Lindsey Lohan look like Margaret Thatcher. But they do it on the DL, or so they think.
You're talkin about pretty young girls with a shit load of money, what else are they gonna do? What all young people with expendable income do - PARTY.
There is that one persona, the one she rants about on her boring ass website bio where she's all classy and ed-u-ma-cated and shit, and then when she's feeling comfortable, ya know, more "herself", it's another story.
I spend a lot of my time around the party circuit, nightclubs to dive bars live music venues etc as that is a large part of the business I'm in - and I have seen scores of ho's, ones I know personally, others through friends, friends of friends, aquaintances, and others I simply recognize from the web or because they are well known barfly's - a lot of these girls act a fucking ASSSSSSSS, plastered, high, in another fucking universe.
It's always funny when you spot one who claims to be a "non-smoker, drug and disease free, who does not drink but occasionally enjoys a glass of fine wine or champaign"....walk into a club and spend hours out on the patio chain smoking and slamming shots of Patron, only to be led up to the VIP by some yuppy douche with his hand so far up her skirt she'll be shitting his fingernail clippings, then proceed to toot blow off her best friends ass. By about the third time the bouncer warns her not to pull her tits out again, you can see all the light gone from her eyes - total space cadet, GONE.
But I'm no one to judge. I have a drink in my hand all night long, no shit n' shit faced, though I'm a different kind of drunk - no passing out, no sleeping in vomit, and always in control of myself, my words, and my actions, calculated as ever. But I would surely call bullshit if they ever tried to pull that kind of hypocracy on me. But the ones that know me, if I call on them, usually ask me to bring a bottle, and we ain't talkin White Zin. Even the ones who don't - if I offer, are usually down to knock a few back, and if they catch up to me in whatever venue I'm at on a given night, they know I'll keep it pourin and they never say "when".
In fairness though, I keep vampire hours, there aren't going to be any nooners on my calander. Showing up shit-hammered at lunchtime is a bit different. Nighttime brings a whole different mindset. And many, when they get comfortable enough to know they need not play the role or keep up the act, will get loose as a fuckin' goose.
Not always in control, but can't remember the last time I blew chunks. Passed out. Of course. But I work 12+ hours a day and sleep 4-5 maybe? Oh well....!
Kinda miss the old bar scene. Pull in after work, go home when they turn the lights up, then do it allover again the next day. Don't live by one now, so as good ol' G.T. says.....
I have no problem with a girl doing the strong stuff, as long as she's not high on the white powdery stuff. (Of course the white powdery stuff could come from something else after being dried and crusty but I digress.)
As for acting or being calculated, folks in my former profession are by nature highly calculated, strategic, and precise down to nano scale. It's their bread and butter. However, we pass out in vomit together just like the college days because we're life long friends and we've done enough calculation for one lifetime. Both literally and figuratively. No need to be in control or be calculated because that's precisely what we're trying to get away from. lmao
What's funny is that they are well into their 30s and have kids, yet we act like the goofiest comedian ever. It doesn't happen every week... just occasionally when we want to relive the good old days. Good to let loose... with some gray goose. lol
If so, that would be pretty freakin hilarious!!!! I'd love to see that email.
Dear Drunk Asian,
I just wanted to tell you that I know you're probably a great guy, and my loss for not seeing you, but I have seen some of the drunken rants you post on TER and Im just a little scared for my safety if I meet you. I mean, what if you go on a crazy, drunken tirade and start raping me or something? I will be screaming no and you'll just start laughing. Then vomit on my floor.
So in closing, I am sorry but I need to decline you and may god have mercy on your soul.
Not that I would know because nobody dare ever reject me.
Here's an actual email I got recently... lol
Dear Drunk Asian,
They say you're a true gentlemen who's every women's dream. I find you so charming. I go to bed touching myself while thinking of you. Whenever I hear your voice on the phone, I feel warm 'down there'. I've heard so many great things about your 1 inch asian package that supposedly grows to 19 inches under the microscope. lmao Can we go out this weekend? Don't worry about the donation because I'd like to see you off the clock.
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