I get called a MUTHA a LOT !  

You are so sweet to think of us ladies on this special day. When fathers day cums give us a tally on how much sperm you have left behind.

Kisses Haley

That would do it!

I was with a Fav lady when her other phone rang...  from the ring, she knew it was a family emergency.  She took the call & I tried to give her some privacy...  I was about ready to call it a day & she snapped "Where do you think you're going?"  She got back to me after 10 minutes, greatly extended the time but her head was not in it.

About 6 weeks later, I got brave & I went for a rematch...  D*mned but part 2 of the saga unfolded!  Another interrupted session...  

If I had not had 2 good years with her, that would have been the end.  The drama is over...  let the good times roll.
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and the calls?  they would be from the ex Ms. Dude!  She seemed to have a 6th sense as to when I was either on a civie date OR with an escort!  and it was always something that could have waited....  

Finally I went to the doctor... and he prescribed a heavy dose of Turnoffitall....  seems to work if taken the minute you connect with the escort.

hope this handy medical advice helps you also prevent interruption rageitus....

I answered and said "I'm about to get laid, I'll call you back later".

Priceless.

hahaha This has happened to me a few times thats why I like vibrate.... lol Thats why i love vibrate

Kyla

The picture begs 2 questions:

(1) Are you the one on top or bottom?  Ha!

(2) Why would Mom call you when she could just roll over to see you!!!!  Arrgh!

I actually had the same thing happen during my last appointment with a provider (review coming soon).

We ended up getting a late start due to a couple of minor issues.  Once we got going, it was a very enjoyable romp.  She had me at the point where I was basically putty in her hand ... or, umm ... actually mouth, when her phone so inopportunely started ringing.

I guess she had a different ring programmed for her safe call, as in, "If you don't answer this call, I know things are going bad and I will send in the calvary."
She said to me, "I am REALLY sorry, but I HAVE to get this."
Jumped off of me, ran to get the phone, basically blurted out, "Everything's great.  I'll call back when I'm done," ran back into the room, jumped on the bed, and pounced on me again before I could even think of losing arousal.

Actually was great session.

Another time, I was with a very highly regarded lady.  Her phone rang at least 5 times during the 1 hour appointment.  She answered it every time after saying, "My dad is having some medical issues, so I need to get this."

While I can appreciate the need for staying informed, all I could think was, "Don't take appointments if you have something like this going on at the time of the appointment."

I would have MUCH preferred if she had cancelled altogether.  Nice lady, but the session was basically ruined.

Footnote:  Couldn't review her since her ad disappeared before I could submit a review.  She resurfaced months latter.  Too late for my review to count.

BTW, Fuzzy, funny picture as always.