I walked into an incall of a fairly new fuckin girl some fucking years ago. Her fucking photos were obviously fucking photoshopped and her fucking reviews were obviously  inflated by her mangina spineless fucking white knights, but at this fucking point I was too fucking horny to walk away.  So I greeted her and excused my fkn self to the shower like a good god damn fuckin sport.  Next thing I know, she fucking barges in the bathroom , unannounced, while I'm scrubbing down my fkn dick. I thought she was going to join me for a nice fuckin god damn shower together.    
   
 Fuckin nope!  She sits on the god damn toilet and fuckin pees for about a good 15 god damn long seconds.  Then she goes back to the fuckin damn bed and turns on the fucking TV.  Took me by surprise that she wouldn't clean her libya and clit and twat and fuckin whatever else up when I'm clearly fuckin getting my dick cleaned up for her.  At this point I'm thinking, "remind me why am I taking a shower when that girl obviously has fuckin pee stains on her fuckin VJJ???" Needless to say, DATY and 69 was off the fucking menu for me even though the fucking fucker offered it.  
   
   
 Would you fucking guys have fucking walked?  I fuckin stayed cuz I was horney but in retrospect, I should've fuckin walked cuz she was worse than a dead fish who just lay there but with the similar fuckin odor.    
   
   
   
   
 PS: This was a true story. But the Expletives are not mine, it was borrowed: Courtesy of inicky, gambler, mp, and other drunks.