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THOMASD 52 Reviews 1564 reads
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that would clean my place topless then give me a 30 minute massage and a HJ. She moved down south :(  she was quite a package.

I wish more ladies offered "extra services" as part and/or in addition to a regular session. I'd love to get a haircut as part of a session, or spa services like a pedicure (damn runners feet!), etc..

But finding the elusive true GFE is hard enough these days, can't get greedy!

The E Ticket4442 reads

So my question is this:

What other kind of activities have providers done for you other than the "regular" freaky deaky sex stuff?

I'm not talking about fetishes, or fringe type of sex acts like S&M, or squashing spiders, or tying you up.

But the non sexual freaky deaky kinda stuff.

Like well, cleaning the toilet, or shaving your back, or trimming your nails.

TET



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Luscious Laurel2553 reads

That WOULD be an odd request.

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teacher432833 reads

I did pay a massage therapist to shave my back once a month for
several years. I paid 30 dollars extra and considered it a bargain.
She didn't mind and the entire event took only about 10 minutes. I didn't have anyone else available to do it and can't reach my entire back area. It's not that wierd. PS my massage therapist was not a provider but I've considered asking a provider to do it. It just hasn't been necessary lately as I have a girlfriend who does it now.

So there. ;)

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Ci Ci2228 reads

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VonRyan4299 reads

ROFLMAO!

Do me!...Do me!...pretty please...

Cheers!

...with sugar on top...please

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Muffyman2983 reads

I should think she could really do that to you if she wanted as her kissing technique(s) are unbelievable. I had to sign for several days after seeing Ci Ci 'cause my tongue was so twisted up, I couldn't speak.  LOL

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bobb39502234 reads

Ok, Ciara;
You are just being mean now,
You just keep giving me more and more things to contemplate...

It's going to be a long, "uncomfortable" 7 weeks.

Just my opinion...
B


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Ci Ci2854 reads

Yes, but it will be worth it. Wink!

Hugs,
Ciara

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bobb39503439 reads

Darlin;
People are going to start talking.......

You are such a tease.
I love it.

Just my opinion...
B

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Turkana1779 reads

3.  In the brothel, she participated with me in a two-hour "bed-in" modeled on John and Yoko's 1970 bed-in for peace at the Amsterdam Hilton (see Ballad of John & Yoko for more info).

2.  Two in the morning.  York, Pa. The cops have pulled me over and are about to administer a sobriety test because I just drove over the median to make a U-turn.  She breaks down wailing and says, "He's a good man. He just had a little too much!  Don't arrest him!  I haven't had a drop!  I'll drive him back to the hotel right now and put him to bed, I promise!!"  She did, and I got off.

1.  A line-by-line, fine-tooth-comb edit of my fiction.  Priceless.

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The E Ticket2049 reads

Ahh those are good ones..

Especially the edit one.. LOL

TET

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THOMASD1565 reads

that would clean my place topless then give me a 30 minute massage and a HJ. She moved down south :(  she was quite a package.

I wish more ladies offered "extra services" as part and/or in addition to a regular session. I'd love to get a haircut as part of a session, or spa services like a pedicure (damn runners feet!), etc..

But finding the elusive true GFE is hard enough these days, can't get greedy!

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Ci Ci2779 reads

pamper the heck out of my friends. I'd give you a pedicure, as long as you whistle "Dixie" for me. Wink!

Hugs,
Ciara

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jax043403 reads

Well...does this count?  We have a client who likes girls to come over and destroy his stuff!  I'm talking taking a sledgehammer to his car, kicking holes in his walls, breaking windows.  Come to think of it, I wouldn't mind seeing him myself!  Sounds like a blast!

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