But who ever thought so many women are apparently every bit as clueless?

that while, inserting an actual cigar into a pussy had no medicinal effects on the pussy, it often made the cigar taste a hell of a lot better.  You just have to wait for it to dry before you try to smoke it.

Of course there are several porn videos floating around where that advice obviously went unheeded. lol

...who could "smoke" a cigarette with her pussy.  
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She would like the cig, then put the tip in and I could see the cherry (sorry...) get hotter as she drew air into her. Then I could see smoke cum (sorry again...) out as she squeezed air out.  
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Naturally, I was fascinated.  This led to a VIP which included an unasked for BJ, which led to me taking her back to my hotel for an all-night session. I kicked her out at 6:00 am with $$$ and a half-full bottle of vodka. Then showered and dressed to meet my client for a breakfast meeting in the hotel coffee shop at 7:00 am.  
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Don't think I got the contract signed on that trip, but I still call it a win.  
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Life is good.
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The Cat

a Limerick fan.  I grew up on them.  My dad knew of a ton of them.  

1. So you were just rooting around?  
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2. And THAT's why you are vegetarian?  
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3. When you came did you call it coleslaw?  
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4. If you added a cucumber would that make it a gang bang salad?  
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5. Do you still get fond memories when you eat carrot cake?  
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Ok... I'm done.  
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Life is good.
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The Cat

One was enough for me, I'm done too. lol

A big limerick fan I may be.
As any good reader can see.
Your dad liked 'em, too,
And millions more do
But this thread is about puss-ee.

"Emmanuelle" 1974 had a scene at a Bangkok bar with a stripper smoking a cigarette from her vagina.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuelle
"This film pushed the boundaries of what was then acceptable on screen, with sex scenes, skinny-dipping, masturbation, the "Mile High Club", rape, and a scene in which a dancer lights a cigarette and puffs it with her vagina."

Ran her whorehouse inside a Pagoda.
The halls and the walls were festooned with the tools and the balls
Of the fools that bestrode her.
 
Also relating to hookers:
There once was a man from Belgrade
Kept a dead prostitute in a cave.
"I have to admit, she stinks just a bit.
But think of the money I save!"

use tap to pay.  I see others doing it at Starbucks, but have not yet gone cashless myself.  There is something that has always been comforting to be walking around with a few grand in your pocket, in case you encounter some kind of "emergency."  You know, . . . .  a boner while passing an incall, a damsel in distress that needs "rescuing", a fence with brand new merchandise that "fell off a truck" turning a corner too fast, or any manner of other unforeseen opportunities.  

Ahhh.....What's Up Doc......  

There was a young lady from Wheeling
Who professed to lack sexual feeling
Till a cynic named Boris
Simply touched her clitoris
Then she had to be scrapped off the ceiling