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Gyms lure customers to sign contracts. They really DON'T want...
BigPapasan 3 Reviews 411 reads
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...people coming to the gym to work out.

Many people join gyms as a New Year's resolution to get in shape.  Then they never go. That's what gyms count on.  If a very large percentage of members actually showed up, well, you can just imagine the chaos.

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As a hobbyist over 30..........ok over 40.........ok, ok..........my preference is for ladies over 40.  Providers too much younger do not stimulate me.......as a matter of fact, just considering being with someone that much younger gives me a moral twinge of "daughter fear."  Never wanting to share intimacy with someone my daughter's age (not judging.........naturally, to each his own).

Of course.......being a hobbyist.......some may consider my sense of morality a bit jaded anyway..........

But this morning........after returning from the fitness center........if Catholic..........would have rushed to the closest Catholic church and into the confessional.

No matter how hard I tried..........could not divert my eyes from the absolutely PERFECT bottom of a young lady who was working out across the way from me wearing skin tight, body hugging tights........which showed her every curve, crack, crevice.......and the clear outline of her thong underwear.  Just can not believe how fixated this 19 year old, young lady had me.

Providers of the world........please accept my humblest appreciation.........and my undying, ultimate respect!  You present opportunities that ordinarily may not be available to some.  Thank you

...I'm just messin' with ya. Been there and done that. But I don't know how old she/they are/were.

as a way of luring in customers.

Sure would make sense.

...people coming to the gym to work out.

Many people join gyms as a New Year's resolution to get in shape.  Then they never go. That's what gyms count on.  If a very large percentage of members actually showed up, well, you can just imagine the chaos.

I have joined gyms a few times to only not go. I have also joined where I was a gym rat for a few months and then life got in the way. At one point, when I was 18... I got a lifetime membership. That would be a great deal but the place closed a few years later.  

Going to join again and this time I better use it. Need a pool to entice me to keep coming. Need a workout buddy too.

Posted By: BigPapasan
...people coming to the gym to work out.

Many people join gyms as a New Year's resolution to get in shape.  Then they never go. That's what gyms count on.  If a very large percentage of members actually showed up, well, you can just imagine the chaos.

.. I told one escort she must cause a fucking riot when she goes to the gym. She laughed and said they pay her to work out scantily glad.

And that's why I go to the gym. For motivation.

I was about 32 and driving through a university campus after giving some sort of presentation and I had to stop at a cross-walk to let the pedestrians cross.  Like you, I became totally engrossed with this young lady crossing in front of me, and then out of nowhere, boom, this thought came across my mind - geez Pangloss, she is probably 18, you are about 14 years older, WTF are you thinking, pervert!!!   I remember the moment as if it had happened yesterday, I spent the drive home thinking that I had become an old fart at 32

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