In my past 2 appointments, I have heard the following statements:  (note:  I did not ask for any of this info! as a matter of fact, it was all brought up out of the blue!)

what a fucking lame ass post. The board has moved from elementary school to preschool, fucking idiots.

because they were trying like hell to impress you.  

don't care about italian handmade shirt. I only like italian food.
I don't spend 350 on slacks,  I'd rather save it up and not waste it. Or see a provider.
I don't like going to nordstrom cuz I don't like shopping. I do like their little cafe.  
I not good friends with a governor but I know that there is a governor inside my car engine.
I'm drinking out of a $20 box wine equivalent of 4 bottles of wine. (I like quantity over quality)
I never thought bimmers were good cars. Way overpriced. I prefer a Korean made cars due to getting more technology at a lower price.

but talking about the "stuff" to a girl without that "stuff" is kinda tacky..... If that makes any sense

Hyundai and Kia are korean  brand.  
I'm actually very surprised you didn't know that.  

I did not ask for any of this info. As a matter of fact, it was all brought up out of the blue!

Probably not.  But if someone could invent that program he'd be a millionaire.
And get his jeans at Nordstrom.
PS: I buy my Levis at Kohls. Same shit.

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Both ends may brag. Who cares as long as we all have fun!  
By the way "inicky46".... I love Khols! They rock!

I tell the truth in my reviews..
Read them..
There is no conquest in my seeing escorts..
It's an adventure for me.
I truly respect the ladies, and what they do....

I'm a thousandaire.
My most expensive pair of pants cost about 30 bucks.
I can't stand the governor.
I drive a 90s vintage American made truck with 275,000 miles on it.
I don't drink wine and wouldn't know the difference between a thousand dollar bottle and a three dollar bottle.
I do have a couple of handmade shirts but they were made by my mother and she is not Italian.

See, I had this scaly rash on my right butt cheek, so I sort of avoided the hobbling thing when I thought it was flaring up. So, it felt like it was clearing up one day and I figured it was under control. I didn't do the two-mirror thing to actually LOOK at it; I just checked out the ads and found a woman I thought was sexy.

When I asked for references.. He said, "my pal here is tight with dana white if that helps somehow"

And make them uncomfortable.

Amen Nicky!  I buy at Kohl's, when it's on sale AND I have my 30% coupon!!  I also own a Korean car that is turbo charged and drop dead gorgeous.  

"Are you here to fuck me or my car?"

...is my choice of providers.

People like me fly first class, rich people have their own damn planes

but it still doesn't buy them class. I've seen busboys with class and multi millionaires without a bit of it.

"Whats up w'dat?"    dat be their insecurity equalizer speakers singing to you   .

I only brag about how SMOKING HOT the provider is I just fucked to my friends at are unhappily married  :  

He has an Italian made watch or two,  wears a $350 shirt,  and knows a governor too. I think he drives a car with a license plate that says "Thrifty".  Haha

Especially on dates. Babe, when you're with me, if you want optimal service with me, don't let me know you're thinking about all those other hot chicks lol

more asian guys.