The one about "Don’t tug at your girdle, and be careful your stockings are not wrinkled." Guys, keep your mouth shut.
Trying to be helpful, I once told a date that her stockings were wrinkled (so she could excuse herself and straighten them out). She said, "I'M NOT WEARING STOCKINGS!" and I went home alone wearing salsa all over my face and shirt. Boy, you try to be nice ..
"Makeup in privacy, not where he sees you" I have to agree with this. Also, "men deserve, desire your entire attention". Truer words! I love cultural history like this, thank you for sharing!
The one about "Don’t tug at your girdle, and be careful your stockings are not wrinkled." Guys, keep your mouth shut.
Trying to be helpful, I once told a date that her stockings were wrinkled (so she could excuse herself and straighten them out). She said, "I'M NOT WEARING STOCKINGS!" and I went home alone wearing salsa all over my face and shirt.
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