Recently there was a thread in it providers complained about having to put up with dirty, smelly, unkempt... clients.

forget the ad. On almost every lady's website there is a page about etiquette or expectations (or similar). Invariably there is mention of hygiene...

I try to be as clean as a whistle before I arrive and try to do a quick bathroom check when I get there. I think if you are not making the provider try to get away from your BO the date goes better.  It is kind of like filthy incalls. If you notice, a point of remark in a lot of reviews is the cleanliness of the incall. Nothing makes me not return more than a filthy incall. I have had great service in dirty incalls and not gone back. I assume a provider who sees a filthy client doesn't see them again?

i would think it would be a no brainer to show up clean or at least just take the shower once you arrive.

AAMPS are "scripted service." The girl gives you a shower both before and after the session. You better be out of there at 55 minutes. The showers are on YOUR dime. If escorts gave that type of service, then everybody would go to AAMPs since it's still only 200 bucks in the Bay Area.  

I assume a quick splash of body spray after a 100 degree day doesn't cut the mustard. Lol. I have also got some weird looks from some providers if I ask to use the shower real quick. So I assume you ladies deal with a lot of stinkers.

a lady using a baby wipe!

"This is the page where I am supposed to admonish you not to pee in my shower or blow your nose in my towels ...."

...It's not exactly a very subtle hint.  That says to me that it happens more frequently than you would think.  Many guys actually believe if they took a shower in the A.M. they're still ready to be intimate after eight hours on the job.  Maybe that's how they do it with their wives and maybe that's why their wives have "lost interest" in having sex with them.

I can't figure out who wouldn't go see a provider squeaky clean, or make sure there's a shower that can be used to clean up at the start. Forget for a minute about the respect and consideration aspect. If you want to avoid disappointment (ala "her menu says DFK, BBBJ, and BLS but all she did with me is CBJ") then clean up your act... and balls, and everything else.  

So tells me my apt. girls. I'm always clean and they tell me that. But I tell them what's so difficult about being clean?
They tell me some men go see them after work. Once they go home there is no way they can leave. The wife asks them where you going so clean
That makes me realize of how free if not how lonely I am. Whatever can't never win. I know most of you here are not into construction or labor so you can put on a clean shirt and some cologne. Those other guys don't know or can't afford a gym membership. That would help too.  
Forgive them. some clients can't help being dirty. But it does bother the girls

I trim up the day before, the morning of take a shower and regardless of time of APPT I always take a shower there to be completely fresh for the provider. I cannot even imagine what that would be like for them to go in dirty and smelly.

No shower, no service.

Grow a pair!

If some fucker shows up and stinks, throw his smelly ass out!  I'm so amused by hookers who say I politely ask him to shower. Fuck that shit!  Who wants to fuck a toad who doesn't show up for sex smelling fresh?  Speaks volumes about his lifestyle and lack of hygiene. Unclean men are just nasty fucking pigs in every aspect of life. Can you imagine him calling for outcall?  I'm sure his living space is as unkept and unclean as his nasty ass