What have you done to protect your special "parts" at all costs? Is there a limit on what you are willing to injury (somewhere else on your body) to protect your parts or are you willing to do whatever it takes to make sure you never get injured down there? Ever done something stupid down there and got hurt, burned, etc? Or perhaps read about someone doing something stupid to their privates?

If I lost the ability do derive pleasure from my cock, I'd simply check out. Not really much else for me to live for.

At first I thought, "what an odd question," then your comment about a "knife near my parts" reminded me of an incident last year.  I was with two girls and we were getting fairly wild.  They were both passing my cock back and forth from mouth to mouth, jabbering in Spanish the whole time.  To the best I could understand, one said, "This would make such a nice toy, I'd love to take it home!  Get a knife!"  The other giggled and romped off to the kitchen, returning with a large knife.
When she put it next to my cock she was careful to turn the blade away from it.  Even so, at this point I found her gag less than funny and told her to put it away before my dick wilted.
She did.

....I will protect her at any cost. Unless the "threat" is part of sex play. Then she's on her own

Pretty light weight

Metal gauges go in reverse order. The lower the number, the thicker the metal. 12 gauge is a bit less than a tenth of an inch thick. 22 gauge isn't much thicker than a few sheets of paper.

Going back and forth with 30 to 70 degrees can do that to a person.

It actually gained public notoriety when it happened with a knife involving couple John and Lorena Bobbit back in 1989. (Fast forward: Doctor’s were able to surgically reattach it.)

I'm sure you notice where the guys put their hands when lining up 10 yards from a direct free kick.

I miss her a lot too. I miss our off the board conversations and talks.

So how did you bend it, if you don't mind sharing? If not, that is understandable. Could be all sorts of ways that could have happened. Hopefully it was along the lines of her riding you from all different directions lol.

Cool people rock, and she was one cool chic.

I love seeing a female client posting reviews and participating in the discussion.  

I sort of slid off the woman suddenly while still in her. Hard to describe.

If a girl is really riding me in cowgirl, that is, going all the way up and then slamming down, I am reminded that men have gotten their erect penis fractured if it slides out on the upstroke and then misses the pussy on the way back down.   (A well known porn actor is a case in point.).   This condition is known to be very painful and requires surgery to repair.  
So if the cowgirl is too vigorous, I try to guide her with my hands or slow her down.

...when I got hit with a puck square on my cup. I thank my coach for drilling it into our heads to always wear our protection. It hurt like hell, doubled me over and cracked the plastic, but I was spared any serious injury.  You have to be a little crazy to play goalie in ice hockey.

Sure, getting hit in the sack is a sharp and painful experience but getting jr. caught in a zipper is absolutely excruciating.    It happened to me twice within a period of one year when I was 10 or 11 and the feeling of panic is unique because it is hurting like hell, other people are at the urinal, and your first instinct is to be gentle unzipping but the reality is that eventually you realize that you just have to yank on the zipper, sort of like ripping off a Band-Aid.   I still have the scars and after the second time it happened to me, I have never EVER been lazy about it, I undo my pants, lower the front of my briefs and take care of business, there is no more taking him out like a woody woodpecker in a cuckoo clock.

As in respectful, gentle and not an arrogant ass, I would give him his envelope back. Wow now that is gorgeous and sooo my type.