Had a great time w/ a provider.... would love to see her again.

Would it be rude to tell her that she needs to clean her carpet?

Unless it is really getting in your way. I might post a review and mention it in the review but would not tell/ask her directly.
B

You probably mean the carpet on the floor

I'm sure she'll appreciate the thoughtfulness.

8o)

Seriously though, it's probably better not to say anything.  All people are a bit crazy, and some like the idea of having dirty things around them.

If you can ignore it, fine.  If not, find another gal with a cleaner carpet.

It's always something, ain't it?

(You might try contacting a cult that likes to clean carpets like the Sunshine Carpet Cleaning Co., ask for Tanya 8o)

(Boy, is there anything that doesn't have a reference on Seinfeld?)

tell her it's your fantasy to have her vacuum naked...and then hoover you.

hits home for me.  The other day I rush home from my full-time to make sure I am ready for my appointment.  I wallk in he door he calls asking for directions and I realize okay I've 20 min to be ready.  
Little did I know my pups had torn their balls (see my blog on that) and a stuffie to pieces.  I pull out my vac only to find it had decided to reverse vac ie: it was blowing fur all over the place!
Quickly, I sweep up as much as I can, bribe the pups into their room, wash, dress, and guide him into my incall.  And yes, he pointed out the feathers on the floor to me.
Sometimes, life doesn't follow that perfect plan.  Give her a break and try again.  If the mess is still there; well, then you know she doesn't belong to the vac fan club.

Ummm, thank you for the story it was really nice but I don't think I can convince her to vac. up the carpet I am talking about. Even if I did I don't think it would be a sight I would be willing to pay for.

I was trying to stay some what clean, I am talking about another, more personal issue. Massingale comes to mind here....

If it's an infection you need to tell her. If she has too much hair then you might need to find someone who shaves (personal choice). If she has left-over food down there, tell her to make sure it's your favorite fruit. Just kidding!
Decisions, decisions.

Hugs,
Ciara

I still don't know which kind of cleaning (medical, bath) but am guessing douche. Unless you have some reason for wanting to spend more time with her I still wouldn't mention it except possibly in a review.
 If you really want to see her then I would suggest you contract with her to start with an intimate bath together the next time.
 But I have to ask the question why?

Excuse my naivete, but your euphemism lacks clarity.  The mention of douche would seem to indicate she was unclean???  Or smelly?  If so, do you really want to repeat with a provider that is that disrespectful of you that she'd see you unclean?  

Was she THAT GOOD?  If so, then as others have suggested, ask to start the session with a mutual shower and insist on cleaning her yourself - that way you don't hurt her feelings as you are doing it in a subtle manner.  

I'd hope/want to believe it was unintentional or some fluke that she was not freshly clean, but I know that many agency providers do not get sufficient time between appts and it is a real problem.  I'd think confronting her would not be a good idea, decide if it worth a 2nd try ( with the shower idea ) or pass.  I'd guess if you literally asked her to douche at the start of your session it would be a major buzz/mood killer and be most uncomfortable for you both.

JMHO