So I am attempting to justify this in my own mind. I look at this providers photos and I see the body of a 25 year old. She's over 45, but her face doesn't reflect that. Now, her photographer is that Aldo guy who can make a manatee look like a mermaid, so I deducted two points off her average appearance score, and I still like her.

"Make a Manatee look like a Mermaid" bwahhahaa. Ask her for a face shot, and see how that goes babe. I know a few oldies I could send your way if you tell me where the hell you are.

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It is amazing what lasers and some fillers can do, but you're never going to find a 50 year old who looks 20 in the face. In fact, the more weight some older women lose, the older their faces look.

I think it's easier for a hobbyist to go from seeing younger providers to older.  From gents I've talked to, some of them start out wanting the tiny, young, hottie, but then as they start looking for an experience that is a little more fulfilling in ways other than just sex, they tend to seek out older providers who have more experience.

I could ask her for a candid or a self shot. Please don't send any old bags my way. This particular provider just has the look that I like and that body is sculpted the way I like them. She also has natural tits, which look like B cups and perky.

But as a follow up question to P12's dilemma...

You're delirious.

I don't care who you are. (I know we both like that saying).  

I have seen girls in their early twenties (a few 18/19-year-olds just to fulfill my fantasy) and women in their late forties. As long as they look like their pics, that is all that matters to me look-wise. I actually try to avoid young hotties these days because a lot of them think their shit don't stink, and they are actually doing us a favor fucking us for money.  A lot of them just coast on their looks and have no idea how to please a man. Plus, what can we talk about? The weather?

How do you think I would be if I were to see her and have a bad date? If you think I am bad now……….

Only one way to find out.  You may or may not hate yourself in the morning.

I have plenty to talk about with the youngins especially if they are educated (or being educated). If not, I can just shove my dick back in their mouth for a second round. I really am not overly concerned about talking. I have seen providers who speak almost no English and seem to get by just fine.

Get out there and live it!

I think I would get better treatment then you would. It's only natural. Perhaps when I reach your age a 50 year old will be the youngin. We are just batting at different generations.

I was under the impression that a MILF was 30-50 and a Cougar was 50+. But then I heard something about a Puma. I think that might be 65+. Clarification would be greatly appreciated.

but I may just have to live this one.

MILF could be 16 as long as she has a kid hanging off her tit...

I am not that declawed fat pussy cat that a few say I am. I can turn wild on a dime too    

Believe me I'm happy about the performance of these beauty companies.

That's Rod in the front row....

That's one of the best lines I've seen here!

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"Make a Manatee look like a Mermaid" bwahhahaa. Ask her for a face shot, and see how that goes babe. I know a few oldies I could send your way if you tell me where the hell you are.

Exactly. Anyone thinking at 45, they are going to look 25 in the face, is very naive. I still get carded for alcohol and to get into casinos, but I would venture to guess because of my height. Then again, I am not over 35 which is when your age really starts to show.  

who think their shit don't stink...

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MILF does a body good.  Helps build strong Bones.  

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I say go for it! Get what you like here its your time and dime and I like young barbies too. But I also like mature providers who know what they are doing,know what they like and are comfortable with themselves and if a mature woman is hot well she is hot!

I remember her on Heroes...she was adorable then as well as now.

the daughter. Besides, she's 30 years, not 20.

I think CPA's makin' a lil' joke!!     If  she's too young to have voted for Ross Perot, then she's too young for my tastes IMHO.

So Imcumn thinks she's around 25...and now you've got her pegged at 30.

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I have no father/daughter fantasy going on you dummy. Yes, I will bang all the 20 year old hookers that I want to, but you will never be one of them. Hit the shower and call it a day.

Her body does look 25, but her face says otherwise. Perhaps a wig would help her in that department.

Bitter old hooker syndrome. There is nothing wrong with a guy in his 40s wanting to fk a 20 something. 60? Well, maybe lol.

I don't have much interest anymore in playing with the U30 gals...but if I do it's strictly for a particular type of session.

Presumptuous and obvious. We all know this tart's real handle. 40 something and thinking that thin equates to attractive and young. So sad.

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You have my number... one of them anway lol. I may be retired from being a whore, but a trip to Chitown, and I know who I am calling for drinks... on me, this time.

How come we didn't have the drinks on you the last time?  That might have been fun to try  LOL

Deal. You know I am a cheap date. Appetizer and ONE Martini. I can easily afford your bill.

as soon as you take your bra off you look 10 years younger...your big boobs pull all the wrinkles out of your face, LOL

Fktard! LOL. Now that Valentine's Dinner just got upped to a weekend in Mexico. Wanna keep going? Heh.

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I could do Mexico. It would have to be an all inclusive of course, I would not want to see that liquor bill.

I know hon... we can't all get paid for only 3 hours of work a day in our pajamas, but hey... you're close. Unlike you, I have NEVER posted on here to get business... not when I was a whore, and certainly not now. I enjoy pointing out how pathetic some of you are... nothing more. It's worth the money. I called you out under LR and I will call your stupid ass out now. You're the one who is too chicken sht to use your hooker handle. Why is that? LOL, as if we don't know.  

Only an insecure hooker would be this upset about guys who want to be with 20 year olds when they themselves are not even 45. I am in my 30s too, and it does not bother me one bit. You have issues... clearly. If the youngens are messing up your business that bad, maybe it's YOU not them. They certainly never hurt me, and I was not a bargain basement priced hooker like yourself.  

What happens if I hit the Daily Double?    Do I have to pay twice for the double, or only half because I'm occupied with one and not the other half the time?

What's your point? That you're still sucking d*ck for a living at less than 500, and I can post even though I no longer do that? Bravo... guess you got me bwahhahaa.  

That's very sisterly of you. I couldn't find a bald hooker pic for you so this will do. Grow some damn hair on your head while you are at it.

She is not the brightest star in the sky is she? I guess she just figured it all out today. The dummy was so proud of herself for a few minutes. Too funny!  
Maybe we should hook her up with Serafima or blubaloo (whatever she's calling herself now).

Meet me in Chi please. We'll fuckin RAGE.  

That your post was under mine.

Watch If I wear a Johnny depp mask

lookie what I missed.......well SEIZE the day Panthera I say go for it!! You might just surprise yourself and have a good time!! Age is just a # ya know........

Rage, drinks, Gumbo I sneak through security? You betcha!

'you' know this.....because???????

Rest would be good.  
I can be the designated driver.

...is going to start working against him and his clients.

Just like when Mickey D's gave away coke spoons....Perfect size....or what I remembered reading in Readers Digest....Sorry!  That lil' rag your Grandmomma used to subscribe to when you were a wee lil' baybeee.  It was like a blog written on paper and was 3 or 4 months old when it came to her house delivered by the Postman.

But since it's a key part of what you just said, I have to contradict you:  the porn industry is not unilaterally doing anything to raise the legal age to 21.

So I thought you'd be eager.  

That last post I made to TaylorSteele resulted in a premature post. I meant to draw a comparison between age being just a number to weight, an IQ being just numbers. Probably no need to elaborate.

#1 Eager? Again, you know this because???? Are you a fly on 'my' wall now too? I'm sorry, wrong again. And yes, 'Panthera' not 'Panther' (I believe) and I may have seemingly turned over a 'new leaf' ourselves, but rest assured he and I are in agreement that 'TS' has never been on that list, nor will she ever be and trust me, it's all good lol. Plus, being on the 'bottom' of any long list to see anyone and waiting in line.............hahahaha, well now, that's just not my style, I'm afraid.  And quite frankly, I've got my hands full these days with gentlemen who want to see me with no line at all and that works just fine for me

beyond flattered. Remember tho, I am the 'weird' one here...stumbling and fumbling is a sexy thing in my book. And 'Imperfection is simply beautiful.'  

ill, extremely ill. I can't imagine what's gotten into you lately.... lol

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Don't put that shit on feminists. We trust women to make decisions for themselves.  

OR perhaps it's just some subliminal messages that I have been receiving as of late.

subliminal, but I doubt it. I think you're a lil too cunning for anyone to get into that brain of yours in such a way. Nonetheless, she's pretty hot but I would venture to say she's still not over the age of 30 Panthera....LOL see you can't get away from it no matter how hard you try. But I give you a 10 for full blown effort.

Otherwise, where did the flight of ideas , and of fancy, come from?

I was envisioning Ms. Imcumn burning bras and marching on Washington!

A full blown effort...lol

and can tell you that he has an ego the size of a flea.

Sorry you took my comments so personally.

No. But he's more than welcome to fly me down to help 'medicate' him. That offer is there for anyone I could use some sun and warmth right about now lol. You could always chip in since you're such a big spender yourself and his buddy and all knowing just what 'he' needs

'his' fantasy, unless of course you're him...but I would bank I pretty much 'know' who you are, now more than ever but don't worry, your secret is safe with me. I scanned your post and all I caught was 'greased' up...lol but only when someone asks

'ass'uming again

I would like some sun as well. I'm fishing for ways to write it off.

It's all in the hands...and neck.

But yes, I would be a complete gentleman- check, chair, door, maybe a gift - if we were having dinner.

sweet and all but need I remind you where you are...the 'ladies' here are NOT free and most are not up for 'negotiations', at least as far as I know, but I can and will only speak for myself. I'm sure you could find a few who would be more than willing to bargain with you It's good to know your SO comes first at least. Ms. Steele's Etiquette tip #4 And no I don't remember your tirade unfortunately...I'm a 'scanner' remember? Plus I'm NOT on the P list anyway silly. He's got his eye on way more women of all ages over me...thought we already had this discussion.....NOT on THE list lol, are you 'scanning' my posts now too? However, I'd be more than happy to find him someone he'd enjoy free of charge... although I hear he's quite picky, ok VERY PICKY lol. That's too much pressure, ok, nevermind lol. Sorry P.  

Info is not free either. Most of the expense in my line of work is for information.

out there publicly...ok then. I now 'somewhat' view you as a man. Key word, 'somewhat'. However, while you think I suck at bargaining...let's just say I only bargain with gentlemen who REVEAL themselves. Fair enough wouldn't ya say? I'm sure any gal here would agree with that statement as being a 'just' business decision. I don't negotiate with illusions, it doesn't work that way with me, which is why, yes you are correct, negotiations are indeed over Tough cookie aren't I....but sweet as sugar.  

want any 'info'....I told you it's not that important to me, who you are or the lady in question. However I see you want it to be Ooooppps...I think it's already forgotten, oh god it's gone from the brain lol. Really, enjoy dinner with you know who Maybe I should tell her to order the most expensive thing on the menu after all this hassle you've caused, do you think she'd listen to me? I doubt it. Oh well.  

Protest so vehemently that they don't care about stuff,  

multiple PM's...come on. Give me a break.  

... The "other" gal to dinner. Especially as her new legit job, if i'm guessing correctly, would likely let her comp the thing.

All that needs to be said (pic).

we can agree on this one thing. Just be sure you don't 'ass'ume she's going to comp 'your' dinner. Have you not learned anything after all our chats? Geezk Im a bit disappointed I must say. Lol

That lunch WAS quite tasty. My only regret about the burger is the damn spot I now have on my shirt lol. Did you like it when I pushed in your chair at the  bar? I see that is in your book of etiquette. I suppose some men would only do that if you tipped them. You showed me that courtesy has its own rewards though, sexy

doesnt look like me but ok...I win....Nick BIB GAG whichever one you are Lol. Did I forget anyone?

I was talking about business expensing.

Aldo is a nice guy. I suppose when you hit the top of your game, everyone wants to take a shot.

When will such dudes learn when women are using them?

other grown up adult ladies, the more I think you want to to take a trip to MILF Island.    
Surrender to your deep-seated latent feelings.   MILF does a body good!!

and clearly what he's doing is working well for him.

to rest. He 'tried' to go and I said 'no'. Whether he wants to or not is another story and it doesn't matter quite honestly.  

Sorry, I knew her first, you can be second though, right after me

So what, you're a 60-year old woman? Let me know when you do the security sneak so I can come watch.

If that thought puts a smile on a senior citizen's face so be it- let that be the record.  

48 year old hookers like the 31-35 category.

I told you this already, she didn't have Tobi when she was nine.

Glad you are back!

if you would see EVERY other girl in the biz...BUT me.  

So stop begging. It's embarrassing.

I've got two regular providers, one is a 42 y.o. MILF and she is wonderful.  The experience and perspective make it an entirely different experience from the other provider who is in her mid twenties.
I love them both and hope to keep seeing both of them.

That's what Tobi calls her.

had mentioned she wants to see him and then doesn't go
Wow even in your thread post you are totally on yourself what a riot you are.
that is so funny that post is totally shows your personality
you need to get over yourself because if one guy says he's going to see you and then he cancels trust me her panties are getting a bunch of she's pretty and she's over 45 she's not going to give a care about little old you cancel an appointment on her so get over yoursel

with a pencil in your mouth. You actually made a little sense for a change. Do everyone a favor. Stay out of the pharmacy.