even though I can see it.  And that thing in your pants, I can't see it either, but its truly shocking, too.

Oh what the hell, now that you're here:

I hope the city isn't to "hard-on" him.

This sounds like a "stiff" problem.

I don't think people should take a "rigid" stand on this.

He just wanted people to know that they could "cum over" any time they like.

He thought it was a "condom", not a condo.

People shouldn't be allowed to "dick-tate" things like this.

His name used to be Johnson, and this is his family's coat of arms.

It's to help pilots out by pointing to the airport's location.

He just wanted people visiting from outer space to know that we were happy to meet them.

With the economy so far down, something needs to rise.

He heard that this is a good way to meet female pilots.

His friends were just trying to get a rise out of him.

OK, I'll stop, but you're lucky the boss needs me just now.