a provider told me my cock was bigger than her husbands  lol

Or perhaps she is a lesbian?

Yea...that's what every john wants to hear  LOL

Where you been GED?

HUSBAND.. and not on cock or size...

I hope you were not at her place getting your big johnson sucked, while her husband was away. If he catches you in action with his wife, you may not be around to tell about your escapades anymore...

Just saying...

but mpst hubbies know what their hooker wives are doing  LOL

He should just be happy that the hubbie didn't expect a 3 way

we were at a hotel and yes her hubby knows she providers

hubby is five states away caring for their kids

And then you could have really had a thread of some substance.  I wouldn't just take the hookers word for it.  Frankly...she tells all the johns that!

It's been at least a week since the last "dick size" thread was here  

I'll tell her to send it to YOU  lol

Hi Curly,

I knew two women who were married & were in the hobby!!  One husband came down to check me out, just to see that I was not a threat!! He didn't say anything to me, but nodded to his wife & left!  We went up to the loft & had fun!!  Another husband wanted to film me w/ his wife for a free session, I had to pass!! Let's just say I've been hit by the ugly tree & unique looking!!  I don't need this ugly mug filmed & on the Internet!!

I knew  a provider who hosted in her house while her husband was home

thats some weird shit

That would be just pathetic.

And why in the world would any john stick around for that bullshit?

Oh wait...we've already had that pathetic john babble about the kids in the other room!

julia once told me " do you believe everything a hooker tells you?"..truer words were never spoken..words to live by..

Hi,

.. who was a BF of a provider!! They came over & the BF sat in the living room while we did the big nasty in the bedroom!! Since they were friends of my friend I thought nothing of it!! That was my first encounter w/a provider!!

Even a gross....have you really followed these threads over the past month?

Shit...you got preppie getting his panties in a wad over your spelling and grammar.

Udo is just...well udo

And the gals that start these pathetic threads on romance and love.  And the manginas drooling over them!

Where the hell did the old fuck board really go?  

I wish some gal would start a thread complaining about a fake review....that's always good for some serious debate  LOL

Maybe she's looking for a repeat?

No way...she really means it.

Until she introduces you to her lesbian lover roommate.

But who the hell cares...it's all good

Hi,

I still remember stopping by the neighborhood  bar having a couple & then walking to her incall!! Mr happy would start paying attention after I rang the bell & hear her walking down the steps in her thigh high boots!! She left me, literally, wobbly legged!! I miss those times! :oD

Most of have also made peace with their wife's choice of work. Some are more than fine with it and help her manage, advertise, screen, or transport their wife to her appointments. I am not talking about the abusive pimp type ether. Does this surprise you?

well..we can always rip some hooker's ass on an out of state board..that usually will generate some action..

otherwise, well......

It must be tough rebuilding in quicksand!

Just sayin!

Makes sense that someone would want them, no?

One big happy family.....Geezzzzz.
Hubby is 5 states away caring for the kids....WTF??
I shouldn't judge, but i am.......sounds pretty fucked up to me.

I remember a client once telling me how happy he was because my arse was bigger and firmer than his wife who apparently had no bottom at all and found it really unattractive.

My advice would be to revel in your lovely new compliment and be grateful your not the husband who will be looked at later on while she says "god, my client today had a much bigger dick than you have" quite demoralising one would imagine. I reckon she meant it. I also say things I actually mean to clients and if there is nothing nice to say I just don't. Guys know when your fibbing but we all need to be told something lovely sometimes and 99.9% of us have some redeeming feature I am sure!