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good luck pulling your head...
Epsilon_Eridani 665 reads
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... out of your ass.

it does happen to people like yourself.  
 
Posted By: floyd1039
Happy new year all. Thought I would join the effort here this morning. It is cool and dry here and the inside humidity is very low, so static is up. Started early reading and working on setting up something for next week. Did I say the static was up?  Read here, read there, check her schedule, check another schedule. Did I say the static was up? The little soldier was telling me it was time to make room for more coffee so holding my laptop close I started to rise from my chair. ZAP, DAMN,  lightning from the laptop cord struck him on the head and he retreated so far I had to sit to make room for coffee.    
 Happy new year all, keep pushing down.  
 

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Happy new year all. Thought I would join the effort here this morning. It is cool and dry here and the inside humidity is very low, so static is up. Started early reading and working on setting up something for next week. Did I say the static was up?  Read here, read there, check her schedule, check another schedule. Did I say the static was up? The little soldier was telling me it was time to make room for more coffee so holding my laptop close I started to rise from my chair. ZAP, DAMN,  lightning from the laptop cord struck him on the head and he retreated so far I had to sit to make room for coffee.  
Happy new year all, keep pushing down

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Posted By: floyd1039
Happy new year all. Thought I would join the effort here this morning. It is cool and dry here and the inside humidity is very low, so static is up. Started early reading and working on setting up something for next week. Did I say the static was up?  Read here, read there, check her schedule, check another schedule. Did I say the static was up? The little soldier was telling me it was time to make room for more coffee so holding my laptop close I started to rise from my chair. ZAP, DAMN,  lightning from the laptop cord struck him on the head and he retreated so far I had to sit to make room for coffee.    
 Happy new year all, keep pushing down.  
 

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Epsilon_Eridani666 reads

... out of your ass.

it does happen to people like yourself.  
 

Posted By: floyd1039
Happy new year all. Thought I would join the effort here this morning. It is cool and dry here and the inside humidity is very low, so static is up. Started early reading and working on setting up something for next week. Did I say the static was up?  Read here, read there, check her schedule, check another schedule. Did I say the static was up? The little soldier was telling me it was time to make room for more coffee so holding my laptop close I started to rise from my chair. ZAP, DAMN,  lightning from the laptop cord struck him on the head and he retreated so far I had to sit to make room for coffee.    
 Happy new year all, keep pushing down.  
 

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inicky46457 reads

Looks like you've got a lot of work to do in this area

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perfectstorm433 reads

He wasn't giving the poster advice on how to pull his head out of his ass. He basically said good luck trying. Who would know better than epsius how hard it is to pull his head out of his ass? :)

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GaGambler419 reads

I mean how often does he ever even try to do so?

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perfectstorm506 reads

His head is always up his ass, and he diesn't know how to get it out! Telling someone else "good luck trying to get your head out of your ass" is not giving someone else advice on how to do it. Anyway, if I have to keep explaining myself, it's not funny anymore. :)

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GaGambler462 reads

I am trying to drink, watch football, AND post here on the board. lol

and yes, I reread your post and that is exactly what you said, my bad.

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perfectstorm483 reads

(only because football doesn't happen everyday), throw in fucking a hooker, and isn't that every day scenario for you?
:)

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GaGambler342 reads

No reason to make any wholesale changes just because we've started a new year.

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Epsilon_Eridani356 reads

... because you're in that predicament yourself.  

Posted By: mtdewking2015
Re: how can you put you head up there far enough that it comes out the mouth??? eom

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Epsilon_Eridani500 reads

... if none of them can't figure out what my post means, then they are dumber than they are letting on.

what a good way to start year, guys. good luck with the rest of the 364 days of this year

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mtdewking2015473 reads

Right next to his prostate. The man penis Is usually referred To as a mans Main Head.

-- Modified on 1/1/2015 7:19:04 PM

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Posted By: mtdewking2015
Right next to his prostate. The man penis Is usually referred To as a mans Main Head.

-- Modified on 1/1/2015 7:19:04 PM

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JohnyComeAlready356 reads

... and Tomorrow is pay day.

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