Gentlemen, if you don't already use either Witch Hazel or Glycolic Acid toner on your crotch, balls, and inner thighs after showering, now is the time to start. There's nothing worse than having to endure a terrible smell when giving a blow job.

I do incalls and typically shower at them before a session. If a provider has a special request product that she carries, no problemo. If not, it’s not going to be stocked at my house.

I believe she was referring to an overall hygiene program to reduce or eliminate a chronic smelly crotch not a product she supplies.

Hygiene many men don’t know how to wipe their ass properly smelling shit, while sucking dick is the absolute worst.

Witch hazel? It is an astringent and weak antiseptic. It has a nice smell to SOME people but isn't really a "deodorant." It is a skin irritant to some people. If you haven't tested it on yourself first, do not experiment for the first time at a meeting. It could end things very quickly.
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Glycolic acid is definitely a skin irritant (common label warning).  Same suggestion: test it at home before using it for the first time at a session.
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There is a newer deodorant that uses mandelic acid (also a skin irritant to some people) that claims to be an effective deodorant:
http://shopmando.com/the-mando-difference
"Mando’s secret weapon is mandelic acid, a gentle but powerful AHA that prevents bacteria from breaking down sweat—the real source of body odor. No other leading deodorant uses mandelic acid. It’s unique to Mando and clinically tested for long-lasting performance."
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Same suggestion as above: test it at home before using it for the first time at a hookup.
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DISCLAIMER: I don't have any financial or other interest in Mando. I do not use Mando. I have seen advertisements for Mando. I think it's a clever name "MAN deoDOrant." (I think it the male-marketing version of Lume deodorant.)

…never had any complaints from anyone

I read it to suggest all men should do this, not just men who have a known odor problem. I wash my junk thoroughly with soap every day. When I see a provider, that’s a second washing it gets. I have never had one complaint about an odor. If this was only meant to target certain men, it’s poorly written.

Mando wipes, like dude wipes, wreak havoc on plumbing. In places that use them, there is a huge increase in back up toilets and drains that require a plumber. These are not designed well to be flushed.

I use both of these products and have them at my incall, but I never ask clients to use them before the session. I think I’ll start.

Yes, although I could provide them. I think all men should start doing more to their crotch than just washing it in the shower.

But I have autonomy over mine. I would be super clean for you, I'll shower if you want just before play time, but I wouldn't experiment on myself with those products. Per the Cleveland Clinic, here are just some of the side affects:
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Common Skin Reactions:
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Dryness and Stinging: Witch hazel is an astringent that strips natural oils. If a product also contains alcohol, it can cause severe drying, a "tight" feeling, or a sharp stinging sensation.
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Redness and Irritation: Continuous use can damage the skin's natural moisture barrier, leading to persistent redness or even minor ulcerations in sensitive individuals.
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Itching: While often used to stop itching, the tannins in witch hazel can sometimes trigger a rebound effect where the skin becomes more itchy as it dries out.  
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Allergic Contact Dermatitis  
A more serious side effect is allergic contact dermatitis, a delayed-type hypersensitivity reaction that may not appear until 12 to 72 hours after use.  
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Symptoms: Look for red bumps, weeping blisters, swelling (hives), or warm, tender skin.
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Disruption of Natural Balance  
The private area maintains a delicate pH and bacterial balance that wipes can disrupt.
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Sorry Lucy but it aint happening. lol. Still your call to request it but I think a client needs to know you will demand this before they commit to seeing you.

i bought a handheld toilet bidet for that purpose

Yeah seeing this I retract my earlier statement. I’m not just using any old product on my junk. These reactions would be a real problem. I have to imagine there are safer options out there.

If they aren't "fresh," don't perform that activity.  I read on other threads and on lady's ads that some do not give a BBBJ if they aren't clean.

the homework.  This is important information.  

The most common-sense solution.  Everything else here is just noise.  

Spray it how exactly out of a standard Gatorade bottle??  

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No wipes are flushable. I would think that's common sense. The wipe isn't at fault if an idiot flushes it down the toilet.

I just remodeled my master bathroom and got a heated bidet toilet seat. Best thing ever.

If you are freshly showered there is no need for any of this.

If only every client showered before meeting a provider 🤣

You're right. I know everyone on this board thinks I'm the wicked witch of the west, but I'm actually a sweetheart and sort of a pushover, so I rarely deny services when I should.

Imagine if we had the audacity to tell providers which brand of douche or tampon they should use. Or what moisturizer to use.

You really have your panties in a bunch over a hygiene tip🤣🤣🤣 I don't care how clients clean themselves as long as they smell good when I see them. Unfortunately, that doesn't always happen. This was nothing more than a harmless suggestion since I'm sure most adults know that they need to shower daily. Clearly, that isn't stopping smelly balls for a lot of men. You really think I care what products men use? No, I just don't want to smell ungodly odors when giving blow jobs...

glycolic acid is a huge no-no for anyone's genital region! It's used as a peeling agent at higher levels. There's zero reason to use either of the two products on the crotch areas.  

Try asking a plumber at any college campus how much common sense 17-20 year dudes have.

"I put it to you, hehitshewins, isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?!"

the squeezable green gatorade bottles, not the ones you buy in the supermarket

How did you deduce that he wears panties?

I don't know why some men have this problem (or women, for that matter) but it's not complicated.  WASH YOUR ASS!

I don't have my panties in a bunch, I just know exactly what would happen if a client posted a thread titled "providers please use a Summers Eve douche on your crotch when cleaning your work instruments"

It absolutely amazes me. Are they not housebroken? What kind of service to they expect in return?

It is a hygiene tip, but you just want to be offended.  Like I clearly said in my reply above, if a good portion of providers reeked during bookings, I don't think they would have a problem with a client making a suggestion on how they could smell better. That's not the issue at hand, though, is it? Maybe I didn't need to make this thread in this forum because the gentlemen here likely already make sure they smell nice before meeting escorts. It's probably the men who don't converse with providers who don't smell the best. Regardless, no offense was meant, and I was just trying to help or even see if some of you guys already do this. Have a good night.

Weird, Ive read plenty of reviews where clients questioned hygiene of providers or plainly stated they smelled some odor down there.

Careful you don't push her too far, lol.  You should tread lightly as she's made it clear she's not one to mess with and also warned us that we don't know what she's capable of.

as the provider who once blew her nose on the corner of my bedsheet.   That was 15 years ago and the last time I hosted a provider at my home.  I will host at a hotel, but not at my home.   The irony is when I asked her why she didn't go to the adjoining en suite bathroom, her answer was, "I didn't want to spoil the romantic moment we were in."   Is "clueless" the right word here?

I use Mando products but only as an addition to a shower not in lieu of.

You're hilarious

Are you trying to unleash hells fury on men for their sins?  This sounds like chemical burns!  I’ll wash up and use various toners and moisturizers.  No astringents, no harsh acids!

Oh come on. A little Muriatic acid will get that crotch root fixed right up!

I only bathe in the early morning dew followed by an enrichment bath of milk & honey. Then immediately after I step from the tub and before dressing, I run through an open field of lilac & gooseberries and then gently apply only the finest of dandelion oils to the most sacred of places. I then wrap the entire package in the most elegant Asian imported silk panties  which is only to be opened upon arrival at my choice provider's abode.