OK, guys, I can understand you like the rimming, and if you are paying for my time, you get what you want, however, you really expect me to stick my tongue in your hairy ass forest?  How gross is that?

And don't complain because I have to take a break, when I have tears streaming out my eyes and I'm making sounds like a cat trying to cough up a hairball.  That's one of your ass hairs stuck in my throat!!!

You know exactly what I mean Jane, don't you?

And how about you, Chevy?

Fact is, I like a good patch!  Shaved pussies look like something from a 12 year old that was pasted on a 30 year old body.  Personally I think you should rim my hairy butt hole without question or hesitation.  I spend time combing out most of the dingleberries, and with most of the hair on my head gone, it is my only source of pride.

So open your mind, and your mouth, and lick, lick, lick away until my hemorrhoid is soothed, and cool and stop complaining about your job!

I have a problem with regularity.

What city are you in? I'll come visit and I promise you'll never have to go back there! I get what I want?! I've been searching for that attitude for years! LOL

I'm certain you can find a DVD that will take you through the whole process. Perhaps, you're just adverse to pain

LOL!

I used to have a shaved kitty, now I absolutely LOVE my landing strip!

♥ Ava

....looking @ ya kid!

By far the best post, from you, I've seen. And, it's my lucky day. Ava is a neighbor. I think I'll be knocking on her door real soon.

IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!"

Just how does one do that? Is there a do it yourself kit at CVS?

Oh lol damn that suck...... thank goodness whenever I've done that I've never had that problem....ewwww almost as bad as the other post I saw on here where the lady said the guy had some kind of cauliflower excess skin on his butt that looked like a wart or something....ewww.

Amen!