A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted tomarry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in a jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, "That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about fifty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" "No." she said, "I was a hooker in Mission, Texas, and I worked both sides of the river." ---Hoping to redeem my sullied reputation---Did I have anything to lose?hahahaLismtan

It's about time! I missed your humor. (gee, that can be translated two ways) Cute joke. Gonna pass it on.Kisses,Nicole

Too much hobbying and not enough work keeps my inbox filled to the brim.  Now most guys would take some time off fromthe hobby and empty that inbox.  Me, I say, "let them wait! I'm busy!"Just with whom and for how long will remain, my little secret! hahahahahahaI need a nurse!  or a nursing student! HAHA!LM--modified by lustman at Wed, May 02, 2001, 18:28:19

So you think you can just take a few days off and then make a Nixonesque style comeback as the elder statesman of comedy and we'll forgive all past bad jokes like nothing ever happened?   No, I think you'll have to take a number and buy a pardon like everyone else.In the meantime, I'm running all your previous jokes through a supercomputer looking for anagrams and hidden messages that might reveal the true meaning of life.  So far the closest I've come to the secret of life is "Drink up me hearties yo ho" taken from a post of yours  most on TER were thankfully spared based on the small number of "reads."

Hey Sweety!That was "Oprah!" (Sorry Sedagive Sweetheart... couldn't pass that up!).... opps... I mean "Opa!"By the way I talked to the lovely Liz today... We are ready when you are!  Let's go back and have some "OPA!"XXXOOO Ashley

And conquer new world. Brave Explorer that you are! Who knows what hidden treasures you shall find!Kisses,Nicole

I don't know Lustman--you can often wade the river around Mission,  are you sure she wasn't from round Falcon or from above Amistad?