I had a blast with a provider who likes facial.  She called her face covered with my semen "glazed doughnut" and told me that it's a new lingo.  Have you heard this jargon?  I haven't.  I've heard "pearl necklace", though.

Somebody sent me a dictionary of sexual terms that is so funny I laughed til my nuts hurt.  It is long, though, like 30 pages, but every term a side-splitter....  if anybody wants a copy, PM me and I will send it off....EOM
BOB

When a climber does a first ascent of a route, he gets to name it, and that is the name used in the climbing guidebooks.

Some other route names:

Full Service
Half and Half
Anal Tongue Darts
Deep Throat
Enema
Fecophilia
Fist Puppet
Foaming at the Crotch
Hand Job
Heathenistic Pursuit
Misty Beethoven
Pink Pussycat
Sherrie's Crack
Snatch Power
Spank Your Monkey
Stroke My Erect Ear Tufts
Tongue and Groove
Cockabooty
Finger Fuck
Hooker's Haven
Kinky Komer
Nipples That Cut Glass
Pocket Pool
Pump Lust
Quick Pullout
Thrust is a Must

And my personal favoprite (because I'm the one who named it, natch):

Tired But Horny

(which generally describes my State Of Being after a day of rock climbing).