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I have an idea for a "Corona special" that providers can offer
GaGambler 4828 reads
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How about a multi day "let's quarantine together" special where you just hunker down, fuck like rabbits, and watch Netflix together during your down time?  

 
It has to be safer than making even one trip out in public where you'll in contact with dozens of other people.  Hey if we have to lock ourselves at home for a couple of weeks, we might as well enjoy ourselves, right?

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 124 reads
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You are the absolute LAST person on this board that I ever thought would be advocating spending 14 days with the SAME girl.  You better go get tested.  Something is responsible for you saying something like this that is so out of character for you.   Lol

Ali2 118 reads
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I love the spirit behind that idea. I only wish I had thought of it two weeks ago.    

Another "Corona" special would be no kissing, but that spoils the fun.

As a result, I am saving lots of money and lots of time and avoiding the hobby for awhile.  

GaGambler 95 reads
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I was joking around with a buddy of mine and suggested this, but I IMMEDIATELY said that there was no fucking way I was spending two whole weeks with any woman myself.

 
Personally, I am NOT planning on giving up sex while this "crisis" plays out. I don't have a sick mother that lives with me and I have less than zero worries about dying from such a pussy virus that can only pick on the old and the sick. FUCK YOU Corona, come get me if you've got the balls. lol

36363jensen 4 Reviews 116 reads
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Your mistake was thinking you only needed one other for the quarantine. You could simply opt for a larger location and 14 girls.

GaGambler 117 reads
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GREAT fucking idea, why didn't I think of it? lol

36363jensen 4 Reviews 112 reads
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Well, I give you the pass on that. It was a pretty boneheaded misread on CFR stats initially.

We'll wait to hear how the quarantine works out for you now a solid plan is in place! lol

GaGambler 129 reads
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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 137 reads
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doesn't raise his IQ any.  Remember this little exchange from a few years ago . . . .?

-- Modified on 3/17/2020 4:21:46 AM

lololancer 33 Reviews 163 reads
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... finding someone DESPERATE enough that's willing to accept payment to spend ANY time with a LOSER like you.  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 147 reads
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I know the stores in your area are out of Purell, but I didn't know they were out of whacking lotion, too.  You poor thing!   You should go rub one out and maybe you will calm down a little.  Whether you fear CV19 or not, its a convenient excuse for YOU not seeing providers right now.  Give yourself a hand . . . .y.  Lol

-- Modified on 3/17/2020 7:25:22 AM

lololancer 33 Reviews 106 reads
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...think I'm gonna WHACK one out while thinking about YOUR mutha!  ;)

GaGambler 123 reads
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and even someone as stupid as you must know that would make his mother at least 80ish.  

 
So you are telling us that you are going to "WHACK one out" while thinking about a woman in her 80's, Stupid, illiterate AND sick is one hell of a trifecta.

lololancer 33 Reviews 104 reads
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awesomeabsat40 95 reads
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Dude. Lola. Or is it translola. A bit defensive and rude.  Sexually ambiguous? You a bikini model with a dick🤞

lololancer 33 Reviews 88 reads
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Another member of the "LOSERS" club!
Do your PARENTS know you're on here?
How did you get past their parental controls?!
Get to bed, young man!  ;)

awesomeabsat40 105 reads
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Funny. Chubby lover.  Based on your reviews, seems you like a few extra pounds on ladies. Based on bc comments, we get that lover wannabe. Please say here whatever finally gives you purpose and meaning.  Sorry you lack it in the more quiet, personal and normal parts of your life.  Best to you lost (chubby) boy😀😇

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 127 reads
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randy old broad until she passed a few years ago.  She kept my dad interested and faithful for nearly 70 years.  She would have had  a belly laugh at the idea that some young guy like dodo was whacking off to the thought of her.  Whoo-ah.   Go ahead, dodo, rub one out and make an old lady smile.  If you get a message from beyond asking why your dick is so small, yeah, that would be her.  She was the judgmental type.  Lol

lololancer 33 Reviews 104 reads
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like you FUCKERS are the model of FITNESS?
WHAT gives my life MEANING?
Coming on here and FUCKING with you LOSERS.
You're welcome.  ;)

lololancer 33 Reviews 104 reads
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22 / 44

I'm STILL gonna WACK it to HER!  :)
You're welcome!  ;)

lololancer 33 Reviews 99 reads
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THANKS for reading my reviews!  :)
I hope you ENJOYED them, especially with your APPARENT reading "difficulties."  :(
Please return to them for comfort, education, and entertainment during these TOUGH times.
Stay safe, LOSER!  ;)

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 125 reads
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seeing some of the providers you like, and whacking  off, I would choose whacking off too.  Fortunately, I have an virtually unlimited supply of spinners where I live, so my whacking off days are behind me.  You go right ahead and do whatever kinky shit makes you happy.   At least you are conceding that you're not normal.  

lololancer 33 Reviews 120 reads
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Um, yeah, unless you live on the "MOON," buddy, good luck getting ACCESS to those "spinners."
Hope you bought the LARGE, gallon size of LOTION, along with your GALLONS of milk, and tubs of MAYO your white TRASH ass bought when you were at COSTCO.
Maybe 'PornHub" is offering a DISCOUNT on membership, LOSER?  
Have fun!  ;)

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 105 reads
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I made a post about you whacking off.   Then all the way down the thread, that's all you have to come back at anybody with.  Don't you see the irony in calling other people losers when you aren't bright enough to come up with original put-downs of your own?  If my history is correct, I believe using "So's your old man . . . ." comebacks went out in the 1950's.  If you can't think up anything new, then I guess you have no choice, but it sure makes you look stupid.  

 
I said virtually unlimited because I will never get to them all.  Right now, I think there's around 50 available.  Do I need to post the links?  I saw one yesterday, and I have one booked for tomorrow.  The link is below . . . .

 
Compare this hottie to one of your favorite Chubs, and then tell me what a great hobbyist you are.  Bwahahahaha

lololancer 33 Reviews 132 reads
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Ooh, wait until the "thick" girl find out about you!
They ain't gonna be NONE too happy!  :)
BTW, do these chicks know you're USING them to post FAKE reviews?
I'd be CAREFUL right now as a lot of these ladies are probably OUT of commission, then your whole RUSE will be up and out in the OPEN.
I'm sure the "T.E.R." community wouldn't want to see you BOOTED/BLACKLISTED for posting FAKE reviews!
LOL!  ;)

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 116 reads
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that I don't see grandma's, uglies or fatties.  As a hobbyist, I'm not ashamed of my tastes running to women like the one in the link I posted that I'm seeing today, so you're wasting time with this argument.  Granted, its your choice where you want to pay to stick your dick.  If you make what some of the rest of us consider to be LOSER choices, we are allowed to comment on your lack of taste, and/or, your desperation.

 
Most of my reviews get me PM's from other hobbyists in my local area thanking me for the detailed reviews, and telling me the girl was EXACTLY like I described her.  Can't do that if you didn't actually see her, which is why you have advocated here that TER allow reviews with LESS details, so the YOU can get away with YOUR fakes.  Maybe someone should contact Stacy, and tell her about the low scores you gave her.  Maybe she will contact TER and tell them she didn't see you.  Hope you saved your emails so you can prove you did.  I  save all my  text messages with bookers for at least six months in case anyone claims I didn't see them.  

 
Now where's that photo link to one of the last few girls you have seen so we can compare her to the kinds of girls I'm fucking three days a week?  Are you ashamed?  Blacklisted by better-looking girls?  Can't get an appointment?  You have only two reviews since TER came back online in the US.  Why is that, big-time hobbyist? Bwahahahahaha

lololancer 33 Reviews 124 reads
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... unlike SOME people... LOSER!  ;)

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 100 reads
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You're doing multiple posts right now.  How much trouble is it to go to their profiles, copy the link, and paste it here?  If you don't know how to do that, just say so, and I'm sure someone would help you out.  Or are you ashamed of the kinds of girls YOU are able to get a session with?

 
Do you see what a complete surrender it is for me to address and dispel each one of your points, and then the only comeback you have is, . . . .  "Um, cuz I have a LIFE."    THIS is an example why no one will ever replace you as the board piñata as long as you are here for us to ass-kick every day.  

GaGambler 38 reads
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I honestly can't imagine spending 14 days locked up with ANYONE.

 
A few years ago I was in Jaco beach with a friend of mine and I got tired of the action there, I told him I was going up the coast for a few days with a tica I'd been seeing on and off for a few months, he started literally LOLng at me. He told me that if I wanted to lie to myself, fine. but don't bother lying to him. He GUARANTEED I wouldn't last more than two days with her, Fucking fucker was right, on the second day we were heading back to San Jose for me to drop the bitch off (actually she was ok, I am just not made to stay with one woman).  

 
I can only imagine what would happen after 14 days. lol

mrfisher 115 Reviews 61 reads
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Other than with the meme sahib, that is.

I think is was about 8 or 9 days, and involved a 10,000 mile round trip, but things went pretty well as I recall.   I guess that's one reason I ended up marrying her.

After that, I recall a 3 or 4 day trip to Nantucket (No, I'm not the man from Nantucket!), Things seemed to be going smoothly until the end when I gladly pushed her out of the car when we got back.

There have been at least half a dozen 2 night trips over the years, and all but one went smoothly.

For the most part, I stick to one night stands, if that.

Robertini 4 Reviews 42 reads
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sometimes I have spend the day with the apt. girls there. Now I know this girl that I go visit. When it's time to go I give her a ride and we go eat if we don't order food at her place. When she gets a client she sends me to the kitchen so he won't see me. I spend an afternoon there talking and watching TV.

UOnlyLive2x 72 Reviews 125 reads
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The newbies need to pay their dues. Give your regulars grand father rates. I would love to see couple local ATFs I've met multiple times, but their rates have increased (although well deserving so). Only because I do keep a strict budget for hobbying and they just passed my limit with their raises.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 92 reads
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We are faced with choices on how to prioritize our budgets, and for me, it comes down to seeing a girl for multiple hours at a lower hourly rate versus seeing a girl for one hour at a higher hourly rate.  For my day to day needs, I prefer multiple hours at a lower rate per hour, but if I'm celebrating something or looking for something different from the norm, then I have no problem seeing a provider who charges more per hour.  It just means I have used a bigger portion of my budget for the splurge on the spluge.  

GaGambler 108 reads
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Your BFF BPOS likes to point out that I rarely if ever pay more than $3-400 hr, the reason I don't pay any more than that is that there is simply no reason to do so here in Texas. Likewise when I am at the Del Rey in Costa Rica, I don't pay over $100 hr, because THAT is what the going rate is. To agree to pay more than market doesn't make you generous, it makes you stupid. I never agree to pay over market up front in any business. Now giving a generous tip AFTERWARDS is a completely different matter, that shows you are generous, not stupid.

 
Now conversely I often travel to places like LA or LV where prices are much higher than they are here in Texas. I don't expect touring girls to come to Texas and charge LA prices just because that is what they are "used to" by that same token I don't come to LA and expect the ladies to discount their rates to me just because that's what I am used to paying.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 107 reads
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"cheap" by some guys here that are much lower volume than us because of the hourly rate we pay in the market segment we both PREFER.  I see new girls for one hour as a rule (nothing is worse than getting stuck for two hours with a girl you're just not clicking with), but over 90 % of my repeat visits are for two hours or longer.  So the fact that I am now paying, on average about $300 per hour (the girls I see run from $280 to $350 now in SoCal) allows me more time with these ladies within the thousands of dollars I spend each month on pussy.  There are times I have a craving for something different, and I will spend more, up to $500/hour, to get it.  AND, don't tell Jack, but I ALWAYS tip unless it was so bad I know I will never be back.  Lol

GaGambler 129 reads
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I can't remember the last 2 hour date with a hooker that I have ever had. I either schedule for an hour, a dinner date, or an overnight date.

 
Speaking just for myself personally, an hour is plenty of time for sex, and two hours really is not enough time for me to finish twice. It takes me at least 30 minutes to finish once, a lot of times 45 minutes, and when you consider "recovery time" PLUS the fact that it takes me longer to finish the second time than the first, two pops in two hours is a rarity for me. On the days that I want to have sex twice I would much prefer to have a session in the day time and another one, with a different girl of course, in the evening. OR of course If it's someone I really like I might spend 8-12 hours with her, not just two.

 
And yes, I won't tell Jack about your tipping, it will be our little secret.

kateiam 95 reads
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No need to worry, no ones lining up to be quarantined with a misogynist with an inflated ego.

GaGambler 85 reads
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You forgot "angry and bitter"  

 
What kind of MHB are you going to  if you can't get the jargon correct?  

 
And just how do you know that I am both a misogynist AND that I have an inflated (I prefer healthy) ego after only having been here for about five minutes? Please tell me more, this could be fun.

kateiam 134 reads
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GaGambler,
I know everything about you.
I even know your favorite past time.
Would you like to place a bet?

kateiam 90 reads
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PLAYING GRAMMAR POLICE.  
Now let’s talk about your inflated ego.
But let’s make this fun.  
I bet you $100 I can prove to you you have an inflated ego.
Are you a betting man?

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 113 reads
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Let's stay away from doxing people.  Anything posted here is fair game, but identifying side channel stuff is a dangerous game.

GaGambler 110 reads
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That might be worth a hundred bucks.

 
You have proved one thing though, you are hardly a NEW poster here. lol

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