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-- Modified on 8/21/2015 6:29:51 PM

You get ready so fast...

I always feel like I need 20 more minutes to finish getting ready, regardless of how early I start.  Bathing, shaving, nails, hair, makeup, clothes and jewelry selection, music, etc take sooooooo long.

When the guy calls me in.  

Don't seem to have that trouble with the guys tho lol

No need to kill time. Based on my own hobby needs, and not every lady can accommodate them, if she doesn't answer when I get there, I have to walk. All those needs are explained prior to arrival so there are no misunderstandings. Contingency plans are specifically laid out if life happens.  

Except one time with Zayla. From a previous visit, I thought I had the code to her incall. With that assumption I left my phone in the car a few miles away (big city parking). To my dismay, the code did not work, and there was no way to make contact. Something told me not to walk, so I had to come up with a contingency plan on the spot. I leaned up against her building and sent her a Vulcan mental image. It was the image of her putting on her dress, and coming down to let me in. In a few minutes I heard the door open behind me. I knew it was her. But then that's the Zayla experience. Where with most ladies I'd walk, with her, she's so damn wild, you try everything under the universe to get up her stairs.

Driving downtown is pretty jokes. Every incall I go to there are almost 3-4 moments where I almost crash into someone. I've almost hit cars, poles in cement, people, signs you name it. There was this one time I almost turned wrong way into a one way street filled with traffic. fun times.

usually peruse your off the wall bullshit..quite entertaining..