TER General Board
GFE slipped out of my vocab long ago for something better,
a PE = Passionate Experience.
In my years as a schlong, GFE has been passionate usually for
2-24 months. Then it becomes a drag as GF tries to change me into her "ideal man," one who gives up bbjs, doggie, golf, travel, and freedom, and goes on to have WE's, wife experiences.
EOE = endless oral experience, which occurs with young ladies who have insatiable oral cravings, like the pouty-lipped flight attendant whose greeting always was: "Hi TLS, would you like a bj?"
Or the early risers who like to wake you up with a bj.
EDE = endless doggie experience, as with bubble-bottom ladies who really get off from hard pounding multiorgasmic doggie forever. These ladies often moan and occasionally say: "Oh God don't stop!"
Providers usually add: "Ommagod, it's huge!" But they are thinking about tips.
TROG-E and SQE are different varieties of advanced BWE:
Trog Experience, Sasquatch Experience, and Bow Wow Experience.
Last and eternal is the WE, wife experience. Asking you for a new car halfway through a bj is one kind. Snoring during doggie or daty is another. PMU is Post-Marital-Upselling, and it never ends.
