I was like "I'll take it!"  But then he only sent me a stack of papers that he wanted me to sign.  So I did what anybody else would have done in this situation, I brutally beat him up for wasting my time.  

The good news is that now we have TER, with all the very informative board posts you can read here, none of us will ever waste any time ever again!

Healthcare PROVIDER
BP...Blood Pressure or Back Page
BLS...Basic Life Support or Ball Licking Sucking
DT...Delerium Tremmors or deep throat
HR...Heart Rate or a Hand Release
LE...lupus erythematosus or Law enforcement
LR...Lactated Ringers (IV fluids) or this one seems familiar
OS...Left eye or orgasms
PS...Pulmonic Stenosis or Private show
SG...Swan-Ganz or Street girl
TV...Tidal Volume or Transvestite
WF...White Female or Wild Fuck

I can't help but smile when I hear most of these while at work

M

once a year