Never met an Asian girl that wasn't clean .

 If that's a germaphobe, I'll have a double.

I honestly can't say that for the rest of them.

Ive developed the following generalizations about various groups of clients over the past few years.  If I havent mentioned a group, its because I havent seen enough of them to form an opinion.  (This is meant to be lighthearted.  Please refrain from jumping on my ass.)  Feel free to add your own.

Jews- former hippies, smoke pot even in their 50s, very liberal, very smart, laid back, lots of $

Brits- Pains in the ass.  Uptight, demanding, or generally unagreeable

Italians-  Incredible lovers, well endowed, passionate

French- Questionable hygiene, very well endowed, laid back

Asians- Germaphobes

Blacks- Like rough sex

Doctors- Freaks

Lawyers- Funny as hell.  Usually very liberal.  But cancel appointments frequently

CEOs- Extremely kinky

Engineers-  Nice guys.  Conservative



Thats all I can think of for now

Not Jewish, Italian, French, Black, lawyer, doctor or any of the the deals you generalized.

We've never seen each other, but would be curious if there was a category you could put me in...

Wait a minute. I take that back...

I do not generalize the gents that I see because not one race or employment all fall into these categories.
I have met all of the type of gents you described and I have not had all of these type of experiences.
I have had the pleasure of having British clients I do not find to be uptight or demanding maybe it is the gents that I have seen.The few black gents that I have seen I have not experienced rough sex.
I have seen many gents that are attorneys and they do seem to be very laid back and I have to agree are very funny!I have had the pleasure of Asian gents as company and have not experienced them being germaphobes.

The thing with generalizations is you fit a specific race or gent in a certain profession into these categories then you are already walking in with these perceptions which he might not be what you expected.
I do not care what a gent does or what his race is as long as he is respectable and clean I do not have a problem.

What group do you fit into?  I may be able to lump you into some generalization  Unless youre a white American.  Thats such a broad group to generalize (unlike the others haha)

Jewish doctors - laid back freaks?

guys who fart throughout the date and then sheepishly ask "Hey, did you just queef?"

Just my guess.

One provider who visited me at my hotel room took one look around and said "You're either an engineer or an accountant."

So generalizations sometimes do work.

How about a date?

Germans..... bizzarely kinky and with a sense of humor no one else gets, every 40 years they get an irrestible urge to conquer the world but fail. Below is an image of my home boys Paul and Erich.......

BUT... while generalizations may work on average it is always fallacious to argue from the general to the specific. here is an example: Heidi

Jews- ugly assholes.

Brits- assholes with bad teeth.

Italians-  Stupid assholes.

French- Smelly assholes.

Asians- Little assholes.

Blacks- An asshole with 24 inch rims on a 500 dollar car.

Doctors- Assholes with a liscence to probe your asshole.

Lawyers- The origin of the term - "asshole"

CEOs- Fucking us all up the asshole daily.

Engineers-  Asshole who can design useless shit for you to buy.

Irish - Invented fucking of the asshole, being to drunk to find the cunt.

But don't we???  Lol, I thought that one was true..hehe

If I were to generalize, they would be totally different.

Kisses,
Vanica

How about we just go ahead and make it legal

Hahaha

Kisses,
Vanica

Who will emerge as the Mel brooks of providers?

Now I'm starting to think I understand where you're coming from

I cant recall ever meeting anyone from Germany.

Nor Nordics.

I wonder what that means??  Im sure they hobby too.

Odd

Well don't tease us.  Lets hear your experiences!

So youre kinky, liberal, funny, a habitual canceller, and like rough sex right?

but the rest is true...except for rough sex.  However, if you prefer, I will administer a light spanking.

you do have a sense of humor about such things, don't you? ...when they are a lighthearted look at our differences and cultures, and do not reflect rancor or condescension?


HH

... is how you'd handle a Jewish engineer or a British lawyer?

When I hobbied, I saw such a small segment of providers because of my odd selection criteria, that any conclusions drawn from my selected sample would not be very representative.

But an assessment from the ladies *I* saw in that role would be that providers are:

Intelligent, educated, widely-read, irreverent, free-thinking, widely skilled, iconoclastic, beautiful, sexy, naughty, observant and thoughtful.

I didn't see many, but those I saw were well worth the time and money to see them. And that's not even counting how great they are in bed. LOL

actually one of the earlier movies about the theme: "i fell for a hooker and couldn't get up" is The Blue Angel from 1930 which catapulted Marlene Dietrich to fame.

it is a classic and i watch it every time i need a reminder either before i enter into or after i get out of an emotional entaglement inside the hobby or out. it's kind of sappy and sentimental.

BTW within Germany there are regional generalizations.....

Yes, thats probably more accurate.

but i hope, for the sake of my faith in humanity, that the OP was intended purely as a joke. besides being false utterly false (as generalizations tend to be), those statements are offensive to every segment of mankind, even those not mentioned.

and for the record, i have friends and clients from all over the world, and i cannot make any remotely specific generalizations about any particular ethnicity, nationality or profession.

Sorry, I try not to generalize, but every time I go to a Costco in SoCal, the only possible conclusion I can reach is that Asians can't drive- at least not in parking lots.

Oh, I guess another generalization is they also love Costco, but that's more of a fact than a generalization.

I said, it, I'll own it and I'll defend it!

...i did not see the humor in the OP, as i don't find such statements to be at all funny. while i have a sense of humor, it's perhaps a bit more intellectual or esoteric than most. so quite often i do not get jokes, and likewise quite often those around me do not understand why, at a particular moment, i am giggling my head off. the OP is not funny imo because it is not an accurate reflection of our differences, even in a generalized sense.

(i.e. asians being "germaphobes," every east asian man i have known intimately has been obsessed with trying to devour my jībái and other nether regions...still, i would not attempt to generalize that group).

There is nothing funny about ignorant generalizations.

I've "tried" to teach two different Asian ladies in NOVA to drive.

Was enough drivers training for  a life time .

Next time one asks me , I'm taking her to the go cart track .

Don't cross the street in front of me when I am driving, unlike your lady friends, I can hit what I aim at. Oh wait, that's only supposed to apply to firearms. lol