yes, every provider (and person for that matter) is different. however, if i were to list commonalities among providers, here's what i've come to learn...

1. "always on time" means up to 60 minutes late
2. "you're really cute" means "i'm chewing back my vomit right now"
3. "i'm new to the biz" means "you don't wanna know how many guys i've been with"
4. "i really like you" means "thanks for paying the agreed amount without haggling"
5. "i need money for rent, diapers, car repairs, vet, doctor etc" means "my drug stash is low/gone"
6. "i never do bbs with anybody but will do it with you cuz you're special" means "i'll do bbs with anybody who gives me an extra $20"
7. "sorry i took so long in the bathroom, i have trouble going around others" means "i had to make sure the powder was cleaned up while texting other guys"
8. "can i bring a friend" means "i have a 3some scheduled right after you"
9. "i lost my i.d." means "i'm underage"

am i the only one (un)lucky enough to hear/see these?

Change attitude and get a perspective in life. If you are looking for Champagne and Caviar, you must not look in the------!

World is not that bad of a place for hobby.

you fuck them anyway huh?