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Any TER gents who identify with being a real DILF?

-- Modified on 6/7/2022 4:08:51 AM

This is the General Board. A post about Democrats I'd Love to Fuck should have been posted to the P&R Board.

Posted By: QueenBia

Any TER gents who identify with being a real DILF?
(Just in case, for the humor disabled, ... maybe I should have posted my reply to the Erotic Humor Board.)

And judging from her past posts, you could actually be right on.  Lol

In the interest of fairness and "equal time" provisions, she should have asked, "Any TER gents who identify with being a real DILF or real RILF?"

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: Good one.  I think here is fine. . . .  
And judging from her past posts, you could actually be right on.  Lol

But then we would end up getting into the IILFs, the LILFs, the SILFs, the AILFs (for the independents, the libertarians (and our Canadian friends might think we mean Liberals, leading to God knows what confusion), the socialists, the anarchists) . . . are there any Whigs hanging on? That would be the WILFs. You see it might never end.

Assuming you mean Dad. I travel for work and love getting together with ladies like yourselves. I’ve never done a duo session either. Bucket list item for sure

Dude, you must do a duo, at least once.  You will never forget it.

Sometimes I feel like a DILF; sometimes more like a DNWEFITWP.* (That's harder to say, though.) Getting old ain't for the faint of heart.

*Dad Nobody Would Ever Fuck If They Weren't Paid.

636sd92 reads

But all my kids got swallowed/ spit into the sink / drowned in a rubber

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having a D-bod?  😏  If so, I’m disqualified.

Opposite of a MILF. Lol I love these replies. You guys are funny. Smile for me!

And then there is GPILF.  Grand Pa I'd like to Fuck.  

Yes, I know, should be on the over 60 board, but I forget so easily these days.

. . . wait, what were we talking about again?

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