So I was thinking today about 2 of my previous ATFs - both left the business and it hit me - Where?  Why?  When?  etc.

Your scenario isn't the way it works most of the time.  Most girls leave, with no trace, and are never seen again. You're talking about the exception that proves the rule.

Going to your former ATF's Kid's Birthday Party would be Awkward no doubt. I've gone to a former ATF's Kid's Birthday at Chuckie Cheese. It did feel a bit uncomfortable for me

I've a perfect poker face. Now, if it were someone I had an affair with, it would be bothersome, but meeting someone from P4P world in civvie world is something I think I'd be able to handle.

Monday Night Football on the DVR.

Lotta hoes leave da hobby and live normal lives otherwise we'd see way more old hoes, MILFs, and GILFs in da hobby. Dem hoes just gotta find a real job, a sugar daddy, inherit large sums of moneh, or a win da powerball lotto. Hard to leave da bidness if da hoe is wasting time wit a worfless liberal arts degree doe.

Shouldn't you be out fucking a hooker who's wearing your wife's wedding dress?

Come out of the closet, the air is a lot better out here, and if you are ashamed about what you do, then simply quit doing it. I don't have the least bit of shame, and the only people I would ever think about denying it to would be those people wearing badges, and come to think of it, I have had a couple of cop buddies that I used to joke about the hobby with. They cared about as much about me fucking hookers as they cared about their other friends who smoked pot. Unless you are married and cheating, there really isn't much to hide.

due to the lack of providers.  I usually travel to a major city about 100 miles away to play.  Business travel has its perks; including perky pairs.

All dis time I never knew. It all makes sense now, brah

You'll have to listen again. That's the most important line in the song, and you ruined it! Lmao.

Dear Ms. Ova:
Would you say that during your time as a courtesan that you have gotten and education,on economics,marketing and accounting that you wouldn't have got working in the mainstream economy? Also would you say that you are more cognizant of your health,hygiene,cosmetics and fashion than you have ever been in your life because now you livelihood is contingent upon it as well as, your future endeavors in mainstream life? Finally, how do you think that your experiences as a courtesan has shaped you as a woman and in what respects would you say that you are different than a normal civilian woman your age with all of the things that you have to contend with?

Bull hockey!
We could all die any time but we can't leave the hobby?
I left the hobby for a few years and probably would have stayed out if certain conditions in my marriage had been better.  Even now I wonder, after all these years if I should just hang it up.  I've been in the game since the late 80's with only a few " breaks in service" and hobbying (a term I had never heard till 2 years ago) is as much a part of my life as any other part.  I quit smoking cold turkey 16 years ago after smoking since I was 12.  I cut down on my alcohol intake to a coupla beers now and again.  Down from nightly booze fests in my 20's where I was at the bar 5 nights a week.  Quitting p4p would be easier than those things.  

I have probably gone through more metamorphoses than most on this board and that's not how it works IME.

Have you never been at a party with an old girlfriend who's now married with kids from someone else?  To me that's a lot more difficult than meeting a retired P4P favorite: every one of your common friends know you two civvies used to hook up, and nobody is thinking about it because they just don't care.  Only YOU take the stress into that meeting.

I have had four or five sort of close calls after over forty years doing this, most cops could give a fuck about hookers and the johns that frequent them, and a lot of cops aren't above dipping their wick into a little strange from time to time either. LE just isn't one of the major problems in my life.

who happen to have an adult body and a puny mind and no sense proper etiquette. There is place and time for everything in this life and it starts respect for each others privacy, rights of each other to life of their choice and expectation people know these things and act appropriately.

Being a good John isn't a tenth as hard as being a good husband or boyfriend, which is just one of the reasons I do this. All you have to do to be a "good John" is to wash your ass, pay your hooker, and go away without being pushed out the door when your time is up. What's so hard about that?

The only thing I would care about is a significant other finding out.... other than that I could care less.

Do you really think even LE gives a fuck who you fuck?

Now an SO, that's quite a different matter.

I don't think they would turn and look the other way if they were to catch a guy slipping.

I'll admit it.  Being a John is fucking simple compared to real life.  Another reason to be a client...

But their cheerleaders aren't bad

She doesn't follow sports, and doesn't know the football team..

took place in Columbia and involved Secret Service agents.  You know, the same crew that let a lunatic with a knife into the Green Room of the White House recently.
But your point also illustrates another fact: not only do most LE not give a fuck who you fuck, they're often whoremogers themselves.

Jeezus, of course I know she was referring to the band.  I actually saw them when they were Linda Ronstadt's back-up band before they were named The Eagles.

Since when do I not follow sports, silly? I'm an NFL lunatic.  

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan

She doesn't follow sports, and doesn't know the football team..  
   
 But don't you worry. I am edumacating her

Not gonna lie, I like them glittery shoes!

lol it was Columbia.  

You knew all this shit even before I got to this country..LOL..

You need my personal attention to teach you some baseball...

LOL me tooooo!

Not that I give a shit about them one iota, but Steve Martin has a pretty funny story about Glenn Frey getting real annoyed at him for referring to the band as "The" Eagles. It's "Eagles," ok? Just "Eagles."

I've actually stayed at the hotel where it happened, it was at the "Hotel Carib" in Cartagena Colombia. I've been there a couple of times with hookers of course and some of what is in the news story is complete bullshit.

First off, something you might have missed, prostitution is legal in Colombia, no laws were broken, only SS policy. Secondly the story claims that all prostitutes have to be out at 7 AM, that is complete bullshit, I kept the same chica with me there once for three days. Thirdly the chica tried to rip them off, not the other way around. She reportedly charged $800 for the night, I've seen her pics and she would be lucky to get a penny over $200 in Cartagena. Most of this story just does not add up.

I can guess what most likely REALLY happened that night. The stupid SS agent probably ran his mouth about what a big shot he was, and she most likely tried to take advantage by jacking her rate up, when he refused she went BSC, made a scene and we all know how the story ended. This one fucktard ruined it for all of his SS buddies. Now  no one on these details can get laid, all thanks to one retard who couldn't keep from running his "boca grande" lol

that fucks it up for everyone.  

She tried to cash in on her quince minutos of fame, but even the dumbest gringos know better than to pay $800 US for a night with a rather average looking hooker, not even for $800 mil COP, most of the chicas down there with her kind of looks will command about "quinientos mil pesos Colombianos" tops.

Keep in mind there are some absolutely gorgeous women down there, she might be a TER 8 or even a 9 by our weak standards, but she is barely a 7 down there. I am a rather harsh grader so I would most likely give her a six on the GaGa scale, still doable, but that's about as high as my praise of her would go,

As long as there is no compensation before ejaculation, they will usually smile and say congratulations.

As long as there is no compensation before ejaculation, they will usually smile and say congratulations.

Was it really so bad that you had to post it three times to triple the misery of the reader/s?

BTW not only was it pathetic, it was also absolutely wrong.

My whole purpose for next 27 days is to act dumb at every joke everyone cracks and make them wonder if I've gone JCA route..

If I am a Braves fan, I am a worse fan than Nicky is the world's worst Jew.

Where it comes to sports, I am only loyal to my wallet, and if I think that the Nats can win, I become a very loyal fan for at least three hours or so.

Who knew?\

Best driving tunes ever.
Rolling down the road try'n to loosen my load...
Saw them on tour last year

I still think they suck chicken tits.

I've never seen them.

Pretty nice of you actually.