and only way to redeem yourself is to submit to some dude who walked on water... or what have you......

On a second thought, the letter might have something to do with you being in Sin City....

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"....telling me I was going to hell".

Perhaps THAT will be where I finally get the pleasure of pampering and makig love to you, Elle?

so she goes and enjoys it too.  You have to admit, they are neat looking places and sometimes they put on a hell of a show.

I prefer to make my devine supplications in a more personal way.

Or else you have no interest in going there (as in Hell).

I'm sure that they'll comply with a simple request like that.

Or simply do what most of us do with spam...just ignore it.

Hey...it could have been the email from a Nigerian Prince promising you...you know the drill  

3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

"He who is without sin among you, let him {be the} first to throw a stone at her."

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged."



Luke 6:37 "Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.
Luke 6:41 "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?
John 8:7 When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, "If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her."
Romans 2:1 You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the other, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things.
Romans 14:10 You, then, why do you judge your brother? Or why do you look down on your brother? For we will all stand before God's judgment seat.
Romans 14:13 Therefore let us stop passing judgment on one another. Instead, make up your mind not to put any stumbling block or obstacle in your brother's way.
1 Corinthians 4:5 Therefore judge nothing before the appointed time; wait till the Lord comes. He will bring to light what is hidden in darkness and will expose the motives of men's hearts. At that time each will receive his praise from God.
James 4:11 Brothers, do not slander one another. Anyone who speaks against his brother or judges him speaks against the law and judges it. When you judge the law, you are not keeping it, but sitting in judgment on it

Tell him to read a book by Bart Ehrman, who is a scholar at the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill.  His work has demolished the idea that the Bible is the "inerrant word of Gawwwd."

If you replied to the idiot that you will see that person there.

Another provider posted the same thing recently.

The biggest hypocrites ever to live on the face of the earth.

My answer,

I am going to some place, I hope I don’t see you there then, I know I am in heaven!

I will be there also.  When people tell me I am going to hell I respond, "Going, I vacation in hell.  I have a nice little bungalow on a lava lake set up for retirement."  Usually after that they don't have a comeback.

On a side note, how much of a tool would someone have to be to spend time sending emails to people they don't know telling them that they are going to hell.  Don't take it personally Ella, in truth you are probably a better person that the one who sent you the email.

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People have several basic motivations, some rooted in fear, others rooted in reward, and they are: sex, death. and money.  Keep moving....That is all.....

I like to ask religious people just why it is the god that they believe in puts in so much time and effort into being concerned with where I put my penis and what happens to it in general. I mean, I am not allowed to put it in a mouth, an ass, or an animal (not saying I want to it's just... there are actually rules passed down by god about these things?). And if a woman touches me there in anger according to the bible she is to be stoned? Hmmmm.. I mean I think someone should go through the bible and figure out just how many rules or passages there actually are in there covering my penis. And then try to tell me the book was not written by a bunch of old men who had issues getting laid and to many insecurities.

The Bible is clear that all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. Christians believe that salvation is by grace through faith, not of works. Your good works won't earn you a spot in heaven and your sins won't get you booted out. If you believe in Christ and have accepted God's free gift of eternal life, you are saved and will be in Heaven. Ya know, the Bible says that "they" will know we are Christians by our love. Unfortunately, there is often a lot more judging and condemnation than love being spread around. As for who's going to Hell, that's up to God not some other equally sinful human who feels compelled to ruin your day.  

Maybe he meant "It's a SIN to charge that much! Knock off a few bucks and you'll be blessed!"