....until tomorrow...lol Let's hear some funny/scary/strange erotic stories from providers and hobbyists about situations that happened during a session....ie:blackouts,earthquakes,tidal waves.... window washers? that's right...here's my story:
Our eyes met each other and the next thing you know we were in a real wet,passionate DFK...but then all of a sudden we heard a clank at the window. Now, mind you we are on the 18th floor. We both jumped off the bed (although big Jim was up already...lol)to see what could possibly be going on. Well...to our amazement,it was a window washer on one of those outside roped planks..Lacey looked at me with a girlish,naughty smile and a wink and I said go for it girl.....she did! lol...she opened the shade and wallah...showed this lucky guy her finest assets,2 luscious mounds of joy, and right up against the glass. It was a treat for us all and surely made this particular guy's whole month.His eyes almost popped out of his head...lol. I then quickly realized after she closed the shade again that I was the real lucky guy.
But for a LONG time baseball fan I enjoyed the hell out of the league championship series. I mean, what theatre - tremendous accompanyment with good Scotch. Shouting and cursing and cheering while my wife thought I was nuts (and a bit drunk.) Ok, so here's how much I would have liked a Sox-Cubs series. I would rather have watched it than seen any of those amazing couteasans out there for free. Yep, no doubt about it.
having one of my favorites come over for a few hours.
We ordered a bunch of room services during that time. After we fooled around a bit, we ordered more wine and finger food. She was running out of cigarettes, so I requested room service to bring a new pack along with the rest of the order.
Since the cigarette required cash charges, I opened the night stand drawer to get my wallet. I forgot that I had placed lubes and several vibrators in that drawer. Needlessly to say, the male waiter saw all of that. I quickly took a $20 bill out of my wallet and closed the drawer. I gave it to him without asking for changes, signed the order and had him took the other cart out of the room.
I was just about to tell my favorite to get out of the bathroom when I heard a door knock. I opened the door and a condom was shown to my face. It was that smart ass waiter again.
Apparently, during one of our wild sessions, a condom was left on the dining cart. I was totally red faced, quickly grabbed the condom and shut the door.
I would expect the help in a 5 star hotel to be a lot more discreet, especially after I gave him a good tip. I guess he was jealous of the fact that I spent a bundle in room services and had someone come over for fun. He could easily walk away without pulling that stunt to embarrass me.
My favorite and I laughed about the whole incident before we went a couple more rounds.
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