LOL !  BUT!  A few weeks ago a gal I was with mentioned she'd thought of doing exactly that!  She had just left an agency and was looking at a new way to make money.  She said she actually took out an ad offering such a service for some kind of six-figure amount but then figured out a UTR way of providing that she thought would pay better.  So she never followed through on the ad.  But she'd gone so far as to read books on proper nutrition during pregnancy, so I guess she was pretty serious.  Boy, am I glad she changed her mind!  I don't know if any provider's ever actually done this.