I very valuable lesson I learned.

Once when I was 15 I I used NAIR for lubrication while masterbating. I was out of lotion and vaseline, I have used sunscreen crisco grease, even dish soap....I like the sunscreen smells nice, it a good lube and just the smell of it makes me hard. So I was out of my usual lubes and looked under the bathroom sink and grabbed a bottle of NAIR. I saw the bottle of NAIR in my bathroom, it was my sister's, I thought it was lotion I didn't read the fucking bottle. My cock was on fire yall!!! I was stroking the cobra and withing minutes shit was burning the fuck out of me, I was like damn!! I jumped in the shower to wash that shit off and all my hair down there started washing off, I was like "oh noez!!" My cock was all red and shit the next day skin was pelling off it was all fucked up for like a week. Even my girlfriend was like "dang I aint touching the!" It was even to sore to jack off...I couldn't stand it, even my underwear hurt my dick.