Is to get a little drunk at the start of the session. I completely understand all the reasons why you wouldn't want to and why it's a bad idea.

Still, I just love fucking a woman that's a little more than tipsy.

But if she's ok with it, well then HELL YEAH. Lets Partyyyyyyyy!!

For one. No 'lady' is going to let herself get shitfaced with someone she doesn't know or hasn't seen before. Especially in this environment. For the most part, they're dealing with guys that HAVE to pay to get laid. What I mean by that is, if a guy knew he could get a hooker fucked up to fuck him, why the fuck would he have to pay to see her?

Now, I'll admit, there are some 'ladies' that don't give a shit. They are tried and true alcoholics and/or drug addicts. They see you so they can have money to get fucked up after they left your lame ass.

But from the most part, from my own experience and from what I've been told by my brethren and the ladies that are candid enough with me, they tend to be very much in control of the situation.

Rape, being robbed, or worse is definitely something a lady doesn't want to happen to her. Why you think they screen so deligently? Would you walk into a biker bar on the wrong side of town cuz you were passing by and wanted a beer? I would, that's just me and I can relate. But I digress...

I've had the pleasure of getting drunk with some ladies. Or at least drinking more than they should. The only reason why is because they trusted me. They knew, if they passed out, I wouldn't violate their bodies or go digging thru their purse, or some fucked up shit like that.

One comes to mind. She fell asleep and I got on my computer after I put a blanket on her. Sat there for a while till she woke up and we resumed our date. Went way over time. She didn't feel obligated to stay, and I didn't shame her to stay because. We click. Know what I mean?

I agree that a person loses their inhibitions when they're under the influence. But we're talking about professionals here. They're already bound contractually to perform per your agreement before you met. You did your research, read the reviews, and knew what to expect before you knocked on the door, right?

So why the fuck would you want to turn an otherwise great experience into a car wreck waiting to happen? Think about it. You get her fucked up, she passes out, and your drunk ass has your way with her. That's a felony. The boys in your cellblock will definitely love your tight-ass.

Don't drop the soap!

I just left and went home.

We had quite a spat over whether or not I should have paid for the session.

but for me drunk dick has happend.  God bless the amp that can put up with most anything.

There is no mention of being "shitfaced" drunk.
There is no mention of a first time session.
There is no implication of "taking advantage" of a woman in any way.

Those are all extremes.

It's also *you reading into this* that I don't know everything you have mentioned, and that I don't agree.

Read your own reply. Then infer that into what I have written.

You wrote:

"I've had the pleasure of getting drunk with some ladies. Or at least drinking more than they should."

The operative phrase in your statement here is:

"I've had the pleasure..."

So you say it is an enjoyable thing.

Now step back and reread what I wrote with that in mind:

"  get a LITTLE drunk at the start of the session... I just love fucking a woman that's a LITTLE MORE than tipsy"

That is EXACTLY what you refer to with on exception, your self-described huge alchohol consumption defines your interpretation of 'drunk' to be far more impared than mine. Thats a guarantee!

3 glasses of wine in a short period will get you DUI most everywhere. That's makes any normal person a 'little drunk'.

Reread what I wrote:

"little drunk at the START of the session"

In the two hours time, 2 of those glasses of wine will be out of her system and she is able to drive.

You get the picture here? You actually can't knock any sense into me, because you're addressing something other that what I'm talking about. But now you can recognize that we all interpret things through our own filters so naturally you may be thinking falling down, pass-out drunk.

You're is good and helpful for a naive fool, for which there are many that post idiotic ideas here.

This is not that.

I've never experience that I'm happy to say.

I don't like getting drunk like that. I can pack away the booze, but 3 (maybe 4 at the most) glasses (the 5 oz 'little glasses' as defined by the beverage industry) puts a nice warm 'chill' on things. That's about as far as I ever want to go or ever would want a provider to go. Maybe a little less depending on her body weight and tolerance.

Like I said, I know all the reasons.

I'm not talking about being stumbling drunk, either. I'm talking about just enough to add to the fun. Most people, men and women, that I know enjoy a roll in the hay after a couple of drinks. That's all it takes to really loosen things up.

The only time I've been able to enjy this is on dinner dates when I'm the only client for that night. Those have always been lots of fun. With an enthusiastic invitation to rebook, I'll 'pretend' she had lots of fun too. lol

From an enjoyment aspect, it's too bad you can't get an hour session like that.

Even though it may be sex, you are still P4P. Let me remind you. The first sign of intoxication is judgement. And, once your under the influence, the last thing you want clouding your mind is your judgment. You know, and I know, once we have one too many drinks, hell, we both do things that we may regret afterwards.

Especially with providing. They have to maintain a certain level of professionalism. Hell, if they had one or two drinks for every appointment they see, then they might become alcoholics. Then you, me, and the other dude would be disappointed because she doubled booked our appointments. Can't blame her, she had double vision at the time.

I prefer them sober. Hell, I would actually be a bit disappointed if I show up and she was a bit tipsy. That's a real turn off for me. And, I do not want to take advantage of her in her current condition. I would rather have her be sober and make practical decisions. This way, when they can see how ugly I look when I show up, they can turn me away, or, when I pull my pants down, and they say, is that all you got, then, they can turn me away. LMAO. You get the deal, jokes aside.

it turned downright nasty.  

Another time, not quite so nassty, but she showed up to my dinner date pretty well along.

I hold neither of these experiences very high in my hobbying charts.

I had one provider tell me that, because providers are often asked to "have a drink", sometimes several times a day, many of them end up with alcohol problems (not that I didn't say "most).

Be careful what you wish for...I like them sober, if not sane.

Never been a problem.  I was banned from 2 agencies (since reinstated) for having girls do weekends with me. I did this six or more times with 6 or more girls.  They told the madams they were" NOT coming back to work because they were having too much FUN".  They blew off umpteen appointments.  LOL

However, a little smoke kicks ass....

dammm just look at all the drunk aliases on this thread! lmfao

Glad I didn't use a drunk alias on this thread. lol

So many drunks, so many aliases...  

But Life is good!

I cannot speak for all providers, however, I think most would agree that it would not be a smart action to alter one's consciousness in any type of way with someone that she hardly knows.  A level headed, business minded provider would know to steer clear from heavy drinking and drugs in general, let alone during a session. I, myself take pride in letting potential suitors know I am free from such baggage and drink very seldom (and only with well established friends)..

Guaranteed, having a little fun after a few glasses of champagne with a trusted friend can be very enjoyable, but certainly shouldn't be the norm.

That goes for both those I pay and my wife. Drunk and/or high is a huge turn off, plus there is the whole consent issue if the lady's judgment is impaired can she really give consent and how drunk is too drunk to do so? I prefer to avoid such issues and if I can tell she is to drunk. Then in this game it ups the risks of all kinds of issues. This is game is risky enough with out adding stupid risks like impaired judgement to them. No drunk ladies for me please.

As I got preachy so here is a photo of Emy from Nubiles.net.

Can u really use the term bound contractually to something that is a crime? What do you do if they don't live up to their end of the contract call the cops