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Last night while I was DATY, I suddenly had a thought...
BigPapasan 3 Reviews 1809 reads
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..."Am I violating Passover dietary restrictions?  I'm only supposed to eat unleavened products.  I mean, what if she has that 'yeast thing' going on as Dice Clay so memorably said."


"[talking to a couple in the audience]
Andrew Dice Clay: Panties? You shouldn't be wearing panties. D-Don't you read the gynaecological reports!
[uproarious laughter]

Andrew Dice Clay: You get that-that moisture build-up which leads to you know, the yeast thing.
[more laughter]

Andrew Dice Clay: I mean, you're making *bread* down there, baby!
[more laughter]

Andrew Dice Clay: And after the guy eats a loaf-and-a-half he gets FULL!"
[more laughter]



Help me, Rabbi Fisher!  Did I commit a sin for which I have to atone?

Dr Who revived290 reads

You and the Hater Youth should have a field day with your hate filled remarks against those who like Passover!

Maybe you should watch "The Ten Commandments" so you know what you're actually hating.  

And you could watch "The Bible" and get some education.

But haters like you prefer to burn crosses and blame all others for your misfortune in life.

Sad.  :(

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BigPapasan271 reads

...Read what Jon Stewart said about Obama saying matzo tastes good...


Stewart, who returned from a two-week hiatus, first did not buy Obama's assertion that the matzo he tasted was "good."

"I'm going to stop you right there Mr. President," Stewart said. "Good matzo? That's what's known in the business as a goy-tell. Because unless that matzo was slathered in fluffernutter or jammed inside a chipwich, it tastes like the box it came in. ... You're allowed to say matzo sucks, trust me."


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Jillian Roberts246 reads

It DOES taste like the box it came in. No really.

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Dr Who revived211 reads

Everyone is closed for some asinine reason on Easter Sunday.

Not sure why...seems like it would be a big day to go out for dinner.

I like matzoh...a little butter and add some bitter herbs.

Posted By: BigPapasan
...Read what Jon Stewart said about Obama saying matzo tastes good...

 
Stewart, who returned from a two-week hiatus, first did not buy Obama's assertion that the matzo he tasted was "good."

"I'm going to stop you right there Mr. President," Stewart said. "Good matzo? That's what's known in the business as a goy-tell. Because unless that matzo was slathered in fluffernutter or jammed inside a chipwich, it tastes like the box it came in. ... You're allowed to say matzo sucks, trust me."

 

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London Rayne225 reads

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Dr Who revived335 reads

This wasn't a Friday fish question.

Ask Saturn....she knows about the Jewish traditions.

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London Rayne278 reads

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Dr Who revived241 reads

I know just the guy for the job too!

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MagicMedic302 reads

I'm not really sure if that would make it okay or not.

What would it take for the Orthodox Union to certify a young lady as Kosher?

MM

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Dr Who revived249 reads

She said if a hooker can hit the right notes...she's Kosher

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MagicMedic302 reads

the picture didn't come thru, but I have made a provider hit a high note. I will submit my references to Babs to see if a certification will follow.

How would a provider prove it to a potential client asking? Does she get branded, or a medal, how about a plaque?

MM

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Zangari465 reads

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Thanks Inspector Javert...Without you exposing that CPA doesn't tell the truth on this board some might not have been aware of these transgressions.
 Translation: the little bitch above admits to being a liar & tries to hide behind a french musical, lol.  Maybe we'll call you Drag Queen 'Fantine'.      
Posted By: ChgoCPA
  Did you spend all day digging this shit up?  
 
 It only takes a few minutes to smack a drama queen around.  You better start singing, Fantine or I'll bitch-slap you some more.    
Posted By: ChgoCPA
By the way...WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO CHINA ROSE?  
  How sweet.  Now this lying bitch is crying about China Rose, and his stage mascara is smearing all over his powdered cheeks.  You loved to ridicule & insult Rose on this board.  I could dig up those threads as well, but it's more fun watching your Drag Queen Musical.  --z

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Dr Who revived233 reads

I know Les Mis better than you'll ever know.

Tell me all about those sugar hookers...it's such a good story...PLEASE  :D

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London Rayne299 reads

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mrfisher290 reads

In the meantime, watch this a few times if you feel you need some penance:

Related Link: Let my people go!

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